Saturday, April 8, 2017

Oh no

This is why I've not been posting.

What do?

Monday, February 15, 2016

Panda's are dangerous.

I know there aren't many of us out there who see Panda's true faces, but that's why I try to keep posting.

Be vigilant in the fight against the Panda Pretenders friends.



Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Panda Attack

We've all been there before. Camping in some distant jungle somewhere near Laos, when suddenly there the black and white devil is. Only in that moment when it's lunging for you do you realize all the monster wants is to get you (Did you know Panda's don't actually eat meat? When they kill other creatures including us, it's just for sport).

It's then you realize that nature's teddy bear (as the ignorant public wants so badly to believe), is nothing more than a wild monster prowling the jungle in search of a thrill.



Don't let them catch you off guard.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

"The Pandamic"


These cunning bastards. It seems in my extended absence the internet has continued to experience what I (as a expert Panda fighter) call "The Pandamic".

These violent monsters may look nice and cuddly. They may even pretend to just be natures lovable retards, but they are anything but.

Crafty, cruel, and corrupt these devil-spawn are pure evil.

We're onto you, you bamboo munching bastards.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Panda City

ATTN: All panda haters, I am deep undercover trying to seek out the Panda stronghold. I am led to believe that their "endangered" status is merely a ploy, and that they're in fact trying to amass an army to conquer a city and establish their place as an intelligent race.

Be warned, the image you are about to see may shatter your will, and force you into the fetal position.


Monday, October 29, 2012

Panda Hospital Murder



As you can see, these Panda bastards want you dead. They've even begun resorting to peddling drugs (They like to call it 'Cheese' on the street.)

We've lost many to these horrific monsters.