Panda Training Camp

Do not be fooled by the human-sounding voices in the background.

This poor man was thrown into the habitat of some captured infant panda's as punishment for stealing a recipe for some tea. Even at a young age their malicious attitudes towards human's show true.

Be warned, this video is not for the young or squeamish.

Haters Gonna Hate.

After some serious bad-news with people trying to hack my blog, as well as have it banned, I've finally got full control once again!

As for the people (or should I say malicious bears) who carried this out... Well you just wait! I'll get you.

In other news. Beware.

That's right. This infection we all know as the 'Panda' has spread to other countries. I know they hate us here in America... But maybe the Panda threat is something we can all get behind. Perhaps this will be what unites us as human beings.

Of course the Panda's are crafty, and some nut jobs out there will still defend them. But we all know those are the Panda's familiars. (If you're not familiar with what a familiar is... Get familiar with the term familiar. Cause it basically means Panda bitch.)

Good luck fellow Panda Slayers. Stay vigilant.

Post Something!

Make a comment. Tell me how you found this blog! Or even offer up some Panda News!

We need to show the Panda Threat, we're not afraid. And that we're here to stay.

PDS! GO GO GO!

What Panda's Eat...

Please my friends and fellow Panda haters. These horrible creatures are hiding a secret. A secret that I've recently discovered.

We know they've always eaten orphans: Read the evidence HERE.

But now I've discovered... They also eat full grown people!

Panda Hell

Finally we get a glimpse of what hell really looks like. I am scared.

Proposal

Anyone think maybe we could just kill off the Panda's and name something else Panda? I don't like. Penguins? There are a bajillion types of penguins. Why not call one set Panda's after we eradicate that horrid race of monsters?

It'll make sense. Someday.

Panda Posers

I don't get it. Why these people buy these masks... Searching for some false alternative. Are they agents of the Panda's? Do they not understand the gravity of our situation!? How these home-destroying cretins have fenangled their way into our lives?!

It's pretty sad that we're slumping that low as humans, to where we want a demonic creatures face more then our own.

But I have faith in my fellow human! Maybe it is so we can infiltrate their ranks...

So my fellow Panda haters. Only purchase such masks with the intent of degrading (Or destroying) the Panda Race!

Panda Mask (Foam) [Toy] [Toy]

Panda's The True Face.

While I've known their true looks for a while now.

This may shock any of you new to the Panda Conspiracy.