Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Panda City

ATTN: All panda haters, I am deep undercover trying to seek out the Panda stronghold. I am led to believe that their "endangered" status is merely a ploy, and that they're in fact trying to amass an army to conquer a city and establish their place as an intelligent race.

Be warned, the image you are about to see may shatter your will, and force you into the fetal position.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Panda Hospital Murder

As you can see, these Panda bastards want you dead. They've even begun resorting to peddling drugs (They like to call it 'Cheese' on the street.)

We've lost many to these horrific monsters.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Young Panda's Trained In Stealth.

Warning: Do not allow your children to view this horrific display.

These Panda's are what people in the counter-intelligence sector call, Ninja's.

They are masters of disguise, capable of blending in with whatever their surroundings just so happen to be. Nature tried to corrupt these soulless bastards, attempting to save us by bleaching their fur white and black... Unfortunately the Panda hive mind has discovered how to beat this.

They portray themselves as wildlife. Cute, cuddly and almost like a stuffed animal.

Of course their is one thing that can save you from falling victim to their trap. Their eyes. Those soulless beady little portals of evil.

Remember my fellow PDS'ers the awwww's are what they are trying to illicit from you. Just so they can get you in close and rip your head off.


Back from my extended death.

Alright, so I know it's been a while. As such I am going to be starting up my one-man crusade again, with a tiny bit of change.

This time I will be providing my own in-depth analysis to accompany the many videos that are spreading like wildfire.

I warn you though, while these videos seem cute and adorable. . .
They're actually something far more pervasive and sinister. Please, as you view these videos be sure to remember: Panda's are nature's liars.

Do you really believe a bear would eat only bamboo? Me either.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Panda Training Camp

Do not be fooled by the human-sounding voices in the background.

This poor man was thrown into the habitat of some captured infant panda's as punishment for stealing a recipe for some tea. Even at a young age their malicious attitudes towards human's show true.

Be warned, this video is not for the young or squeamish.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Haters Gonna Hate.

After some serious bad-news with people trying to hack my blog, as well as have it banned, I've finally got full control once again!

As for the people (or should I say malicious bears) who carried this out... Well you just wait! I'll get you.

In other news. Beware.

That's right. This infection we all know as the 'Panda' has spread to other countries. I know they hate us here in America... But maybe the Panda threat is something we can all get behind. Perhaps this will be what unites us as human beings.

Of course the Panda's are crafty, and some nut jobs out there will still defend them. But we all know those are the Panda's familiars. (If you're not familiar with what a familiar is... Get familiar with the term familiar. Cause it basically means Panda bitch.)

Good luck fellow Panda Slayers. Stay vigilant.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Post Something!

Make a comment. Tell me how you found this blog! Or even offer up some Panda News!

We need to show the Panda Threat, we're not afraid. And that we're here to stay.


Monday, April 19, 2010

What Panda's Eat...

Please my friends and fellow Panda haters. These horrible creatures are hiding a secret. A secret that I've recently discovered.

We know they've always eaten orphans: Read the evidence HERE.

But now I've discovered... They also eat full grown people!