Panda Cannibals

If they'll attack themselves, how do we know we're safe?

#pandapocalypse

Panda's are dangerous.

I know there aren't many of us out there who see Panda's true faces, but that's why I try to keep posting.

Be vigilant in the fight against the Panda Pretenders friends.

Panda Attack

We've all been there before. Camping in some distant jungle somewhere near Laos, when suddenly there the black and white devil is. Only in that moment when it's lunging for you do you realize all the monster wants is to get you (Did you know Panda's don't actually eat meat? When they kill other creatures including us, it's just for sport).

It's then you realize that nature's teddy bear (as the ignorant public wants so badly to believe), is nothing more than a wild monster prowling the jungle in search of a thrill.

Don't let them catch you off guard.

"The Pandamic"

These cunning bastards. It seems in my extended absence the internet has continued to experience what I (as a expert Panda fighter) call "The Pandamic".

These violent monsters may look nice and cuddly. They may even pretend to just be natures lovable retards, but they are anything but.

Crafty, cruel, and corrupt these devil-spawn are pure evil.

We're onto you, you bamboo munching bastards.