Young Panda's Trained In Stealth.

Warning: Do not allow your children to view this horrific display.




These Panda's are what people in the counter-intelligence sector call, Ninja's.

They are masters of disguise, capable of blending in with whatever their surroundings just so happen to be. Nature tried to corrupt these soulless bastards, attempting to save us by bleaching their fur white and black... Unfortunately the Panda hive mind has discovered how to beat this.

They portray themselves as wildlife. Cute, cuddly and almost like a stuffed animal.

Of course their is one thing that can save you from falling victim to their trap. Their eyes. Those soulless beady little portals of evil.

Remember my fellow PDS'ers the awwww's are what they are trying to illicit from you. Just so they can get you in close and rip your head off.


-PDS

Panda's The True Face.

While I've known their true looks for a while now.

This may shock any of you new to the Panda Conspiracy.

Panda's Infilitrate Forum Flamers

So I was on hiatus, and after a recent string of posts from what I thought to be a dead topic I'd made... I had to make a resurgence.

It seems that all those pointless flaming competitions on the message boards on the internet... Are now being made by Panda's! (For those of you who don't know, 'Flaming' isn't a drag queen, it's a form of web argument for people afraid to put up their fists in real life... Or paws. Fucking Panda's.)


So Ling-Ling (I know it's you) has infiltrated these forums and he's trying to take eyes away from our strife! He'd have you believe that I'm crazy. That panda's are cute or some other hornswaggle. BUT DO NOT BUY IN! He lies.

I have a picture of him for you all to see.

(Center: Heir-to-the-throne)

We found you out oh random internet guy.. We're not blind to your ploys!