Things to do before I die.

"My Bucket List!"

1. Build a house of cards. (Always wanted to do this. It seemed pretty epic.)
   
2. Set said house of cards on fire. (There's this old saying, you don't know anything until you destroy something you've made. )
   
3. Ride a blue whale. (The largest mammal in the world! Screw any other large animal. I want to ride a whale.)
   
4. Kill a bear with my bare hands. (May use knife.) (What's more manly then killing a bear?)
   
5. Kill an endangered species. (It's just a goal of mine to help further humanities ultimate use. That is to kill nature.)
   
6. Wear a fur coat. (You're not regal or classic until you wear one.)
   
7. Change my last name to "Awesome". (I'd instantly be amazing. Not to mention Awesome for life... Literally lol.)
   
8. Invent shoes to let me walk on the ceiling. (It'd be AWESOME.)
   
9. Create a website that gets it's own Wikipedia entry. (Forever immortal with this.)
   
10. Create a monumental organization. (Once the PDS is official... I am so done with this one!)
    
11. Become some sort of actor. (Voice acting here I COME!)
    
12. Sky dive. (It's important to do before you die. Watch Point Break if you don't believe me.)
    
13. Jump through a window. (You're not a man until you plow through a window.)
    
14. Go to a Superbowl. (I am a slave to the NFL.)
    
15. Learn to fish. (Another thing to make me feel manly.)
    
16. Go Ice-fishing or Fly-fishing. (It's supposed to be the ultimate bonding/drinking experience... So I've gotta do it.)
    
17. Learn to control the weather. (I've always wanted to make the weather mirror my happy-scale.)
    
18. Blow something up with high-grade explosives. (If you never wanted to do this, you're a damned liar!)
    
19. Shoot a gun, while having a cigarette, after having just done a shot. (To do one of each legal thing that the government says is bad... All at the same time. Oh yeah baby.)
    
20. Make a pocket sized list of my things to do before I die. (I want to be able to cross them off, but I don't have it yet!)
    
21. Make-out with a super model and don't contract herpes. (Super models are hot, herpes is not.)
    
22. Get a pet Harpy. (I've always thought harpies were cool...)
    
23. Find some sort of legend, and subsequently poach it. (Bigfoot you better fucking run. This spans from my want to go hunting.)
    
24. Make the best catchphrase ever. (This way I can put it on everything I own!)
    
25. Go on an adventure. (Any type of adventure would work. Ranging from walking somewhere far late at night... To drinking for a day straight and exploring.)
    
26. Ride a bike after drinking for a whole night. (After walking to Jack In The Box at 3 am this made my list.)
    
27. Run along rooftops. (Like the action movies!)
    
28. Base jump. (Yeah, it just looks cool. Plus the ability to say, "My hobbies? Base Jumping." Is awesome.)
    
29. Find an official "best friend". (Still looking lol.)
    
30. Do something spiritual. (Find God? Visit a holy place? Who knows.)
    

So here it is! It's nice to have it actually collected somewhere! Of course I had to take the time to explain just what was on it. I've had to take down my statistics blog temporarily, apparently google has some limits as to what's acceptable to post. (Who knew statistics of drug users and the internet would be so hated!) Anyways, I'll be working on getting that up, or just transferring them here.

And I have a new goal! On a specified day I am going to spam the hell out of every web source I know and see if for one day I can top 10,000 views! Look forward :P

PS this is an image I am attempting to edit for the PDS. (at the top)