They're Multiplying.

Baby Panda born in Thai zoo.

Seems that I was right. They're expanding. And soon they'll outnumber us. These cruel malicious animals are using us, hiding their pregnancies and even trying to act loving to trick us!

Open your eyes! See that these beasts want to enslave humanity!!!!

Guerilla Panda

I shit you not friends. There is an organization trying to arm these malicious beasts! The PFP is against us. Panda's are cruel heartless beasts. I'd rather arm African children and send them to war then trust these panda's with any sort of "boom stick".

World War Panda is soon to be upon us. They're not as endangered as they want you to think. They're hiding in caves, building up arsenals and drawing support... So when they wage their war on humanity... We'll be the only ones saying, "What the bamboo?!"

This is why we don't go back for them.

It's not great quality, but it's the right message. Panda's leave their own, and when we try to save them... We find out they're dead.

Panda's Need A Name Change

I think the term Panda's to refer to those malicious evil beasts should be changed.

Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)

Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".

We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.

And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.

So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.

Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.

Panda's should be called,
Killer Bears.

Keep your eyes peeled for my upcoming legitimate petition to get such a thing passed. The time of oppressive Panda ways are over.

Another Evil Panda Found.

If only more people understood the true evil of these horribly cruel merciless creatures...

Panda's I'm coming for you.

Panda Is Chinese For Lies.

Okay so I was browsing my up to date, Panda hit list... And I stumbled upon these pictures of what people labeled, "Cute Panda's" At first, I thought to myself.

"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"

I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.



The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.

This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.


This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.

These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.

Join the Panda Death Squad today.


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Panda's And Their (Dead) Uses.

Okay so I had the HTML all done for my blog layout... And I realized that I'd messed up somewhere and it's not compatible with blogger... So until I get it sorted out this is staying.

Anyways I've come to realize this blog needs to be centralized. And so I am going to centralize it.

My blog shall now be devoted ENTIRELY to the way's Panda's are Satan's little pets (With evidence mind you.)

As well as the random evil panda snippets I've found.

The first is as follows.

"The Only True Use For A Panda Head."