Saturday, May 9, 2009

Panda's Need A Name Change

I think the term Panda's to refer to those malicious evil beasts should be changed.

Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)

Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".

We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.

And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.

So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.

Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.






Panda's should be called,
Killer Bears.



Keep your eyes peeled for my upcoming legitimate petition to get such a thing passed. The time of oppressive Panda ways are over.

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