What Panda's Eat...

Please my friends and fellow Panda haters. These horrible creatures are hiding a secret. A secret that I've recently discovered.

We know they've always eaten orphans: Read the evidence HERE.

But now I've discovered... They also eat full grown people!

Panda Vampires!

Now I know what you're thinking. Surely Panda's aren't THAT evil. I mean Vampires take the cake in terms of evil-ness right? (We don't count those sparkly teens vampires in my home thank you!) Well you couldn't be more wrong. At first I assumed they were just evil creatures bent on world domination... I've discovered something far worse.


The Panda's are in fact... Vampires as well. That myth about becoming bats? All lies. Here's a video of them feasting on one another.





Don't worry my sources tell me garlic still scares them off. Sleep lightly my friends.