What Panda's Eat...

Please my friends and fellow Panda haters. These horrible creatures are hiding a secret. A secret that I've recently discovered.

We know they've always eaten orphans: Read the evidence HERE.

But now I've discovered... They also eat full grown people!

Things to do before I die.

"My Bucket List!"

1. Build a house of cards. (Always wanted to do this. It seemed pretty epic.)
   
2. Set said house of cards on fire. (There's this old saying, you don't know anything until you destroy something you've made. )
   
3. Ride a blue whale. (The largest mammal in the world! Screw any other large animal. I want to ride a whale.)
   
4. Kill a bear with my bare hands. (May use knife.) (What's more manly then killing a bear?)
   
5. Kill an endangered species. (It's just a goal of mine to help further humanities ultimate use. That is to kill nature.)
   
6. Wear a fur coat. (You're not regal or classic until you wear one.)
   
7. Change my last name to "Awesome". (I'd instantly be amazing. Not to mention Awesome for life... Literally lol.)
   
8. Invent shoes to let me walk on the ceiling. (It'd be AWESOME.)
   
9. Create a website that gets it's own Wikipedia entry. (Forever immortal with this.)
   
10. Create a monumental organization. (Once the PDS is official... I am so done with this one!)
    
11. Become some sort of actor. (Voice acting here I COME!)
    
12. Sky dive. (It's important to do before you die. Watch Point Break if you don't believe me.)
    
13. Jump through a window. (You're not a man until you plow through a window.)
    
14. Go to a Superbowl. (I am a slave to the NFL.)
    
15. Learn to fish. (Another thing to make me feel manly.)
    
16. Go Ice-fishing or Fly-fishing. (It's supposed to be the ultimate bonding/drinking experience... So I've gotta do it.)
    
17. Learn to control the weather. (I've always wanted to make the weather mirror my happy-scale.)
    
18. Blow something up with high-grade explosives. (If you never wanted to do this, you're a damned liar!)
    
19. Shoot a gun, while having a cigarette, after having just done a shot. (To do one of each legal thing that the government says is bad... All at the same time. Oh yeah baby.)
    
20. Make a pocket sized list of my things to do before I die. (I want to be able to cross them off, but I don't have it yet!)
    
21. Make-out with a super model and don't contract herpes. (Super models are hot, herpes is not.)
    
22. Get a pet Harpy. (I've always thought harpies were cool...)
    
23. Find some sort of legend, and subsequently poach it. (Bigfoot you better fucking run. This spans from my want to go hunting.)
    
24. Make the best catchphrase ever. (This way I can put it on everything I own!)
    
25. Go on an adventure. (Any type of adventure would work. Ranging from walking somewhere far late at night... To drinking for a day straight and exploring.)
    
26. Ride a bike after drinking for a whole night. (After walking to Jack In The Box at 3 am this made my list.)
    
27. Run along rooftops. (Like the action movies!)
    
28. Base jump. (Yeah, it just looks cool. Plus the ability to say, "My hobbies? Base Jumping." Is awesome.)
    
29. Find an official "best friend". (Still looking lol.)
    
30. Do something spiritual. (Find God? Visit a holy place? Who knows.)
    

So here it is! It's nice to have it actually collected somewhere! Of course I had to take the time to explain just what was on it. I've had to take down my statistics blog temporarily, apparently google has some limits as to what's acceptable to post. (Who knew statistics of drug users and the internet would be so hated!) Anyways, I'll be working on getting that up, or just transferring them here.

And I have a new goal! On a specified day I am going to spam the hell out of every web source I know and see if for one day I can top 10,000 views! Look forward :P

PS this is an image I am attempting to edit for the PDS. (at the top)

My Theories!

Okay so I tried to stay awake while in a drunken stupor until I was sober, in an attempt to see if I could outrun the ill-effects of getting overly drunk.

It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.

This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!

I swear Science is AWESOME

DRUNK SCIENCE!

So in my intoxicated state, I've come across a very interesting test for science!

There isn't enough drunk research. So allow me to handle it. My query, "Do you not get sick if you simply stay awake until you're sober? Do you not get a hang over in the same sense?"

So how have I decided to test it? I drank to my threshold and had NO water. If I get a hangover, we know it failed. I also am severely intoxicated. So we'll see if I stay awake til I sober up.

As I deleted my test for science pertaining to my experiments with the 4 hour sleep method... Hopefully this'll work lol

I've also got a friend trying it out. So if he manages and I don't at least we'll see where it goes!

Wish me luck! and VOTE for the song!

US Legal Drinking Age

So I've been intrigued by something rather recently. Actually I've been wondering about it for years now. It's the United States legal drinking age. While most countries say children become adults at 18, and have the right to do pretty much anything while still being held accountable for their actions...

In the US it seems that at 18 you become an adult... But you are NOT allowed to gamble, or to drink. Basically you're able to be thrown in jail, held accountable for anything and everything you do, be drafted, be sent to war, join the army, and are required to pay taxes (For those of us working.)

So we're adults, but... We're not. No. In fact, we're anything but. What our government is saying, is you owe us 3 years of service. Before you are given all the freedoms and rights which our constitution dares to promise us.

While I already have a lack of faith in government in general, this bit strikes me rather hard. And I have looked at all the arguments for the 21 age guideline for drinking and gambling versus the 18 year old age limit.

It's funny though, a majority of the arguments for the age limit staying the same are related to accidents.

They group underage drinking in with car accidents, but we still give 16 year old's licenses. We still allow them to get into a car, before they're even legally ready to handle responsibility. Before the government will step in to pick them up for a draft. Yet at 18 we require that all adult males sign up for the draft. We expect them to obediently run into a war that they wouldn't have chosen, and to die in said war... Yet we wont even treat them as adults?

I'm sorry but I don't see how it's fair to tell an 18 year old man,

"Congratulations. You're an adult."

You now,

-Go to jail for committing a crime.
-Pay taxes.
-Are required by law to sign up for the draft.
-Can join the army.
-Can smoke cigarettes.
-Buy a house.
-Buy a car.

So now, if I get caught drinking. This isn't just some small thing. There's no taking me home and telling my parents. Now I can get fined and can be put in jail. Yet, the funny thing is... I still can't gamble. I can't use the money that I've paid taxes for, and worked for, in a manner that is fitting of my wishes.

How is that right? How is it fair? All I hear across the board, is irresponsibility this, and driving that. But the sad fact is, by making Alcohol this pleasure that is banned until one turns 21. You turn these potentially law abiding 18 year olds into criminals. You make it taboo, and you create a stronger want for them to indulge in it.

If you want to keep the age of legal drinking at 21, why not raise the legal age for driving to that age? Why not bring the age of consent to 21?

Drinking isn't the bane on society that people love to think it is. A single beer wont turn someone into a vicious monster. Much like a single cigarette wont cause your lungs to burn. How can we be limited in one area but not in another?

There is no statistical figure stating that raising the legal drinking age has prevented drunk driving. There isn't a single person who can say with full honest that all 21 year olds are responsible. So what is that three year wait for? No one waits til they're 21. Some don't even wait til they're 18, and so in keeping that age guideline all that is done is you turn law abiding citizens into criminals.

You'd put a gun in a child's hands, but you would not allow them a beer. Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.

Funny how the people who support the drinking age are generally not drinkers, and can't seriously contest that. We'd love to believe we're an advanced country, yet what's the legal age to drink in most of Europe? 18. And they still manage to have less occurrences of drunk driving.

In my opinion. They need to raise the legal age to drive to 18. Then they'd actually see a result in terms of less accidents. Teach kids earlier how to drink responsibly. And how to act responsibly...


Don't call someone an adult, if you're not willing to let them do the things adults in the country are allowed to do.