Another Evil Panda Found.

If only more people understood the true evil of these horribly cruel merciless creatures...

Panda's I'm coming for you.

Panda Is Chinese For Lies.

Okay so I was browsing my up to date, Panda hit list... And I stumbled upon these pictures of what people labeled, "Cute Panda's" At first, I thought to myself.

"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"

I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.



The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.

This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.


This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.

These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.

Join the Panda Death Squad today.


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Me: 1 Panda's: 0

So I've come to the conclusion,

ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!

*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.

I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.

So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.

It's Coming!

I know! The pun was not intended. I am just letting my faithful readers who have emailed me saying, "Why have you stopped posting?!" That my refried beans... Er blog is about to be active again, I have just been creating a list of sites that I am okay with spamming and getting banned from.


I've also realized Disneyland supports Panda's, as such....

Knott's Berry Farm too. Both theme parks are selling Panda propaganda, and it's detestable!


Still I have to sit in wonder about how far into our infrastructure these demon bastards have spread! No longer shall I allow the world to think them cute! They eat babies!

I have proof, but I cannot reveal it yet.

Oh and apparently. Disneyland isn't kid friendly, and they don't sell alcohol. Talk about screwing the pooch. Or the Pooh bear. Whatever you'd prefer.

Also, I have discovered small wooden ferris wheels invoke a primal fear of heights in me. Dragon swings make my testicles feel like they don't exist, and well

I GOT A FUCKING EYEPATCH

Things to do before I die.

"My Bucket List!"

1. Build a house of cards. (Always wanted to do this. It seemed pretty epic.)
   
2. Set said house of cards on fire. (There's this old saying, you don't know anything until you destroy something you've made. )
   
3. Ride a blue whale. (The largest mammal in the world! Screw any other large animal. I want to ride a whale.)
   
4. Kill a bear with my bare hands. (May use knife.) (What's more manly then killing a bear?)
   
5. Kill an endangered species. (It's just a goal of mine to help further humanities ultimate use. That is to kill nature.)
   
6. Wear a fur coat. (You're not regal or classic until you wear one.)
   
7. Change my last name to "Awesome". (I'd instantly be amazing. Not to mention Awesome for life... Literally lol.)
   
8. Invent shoes to let me walk on the ceiling. (It'd be AWESOME.)
   
9. Create a website that gets it's own Wikipedia entry. (Forever immortal with this.)
   
10. Create a monumental organization. (Once the PDS is official... I am so done with this one!)
    
11. Become some sort of actor. (Voice acting here I COME!)
    
12. Sky dive. (It's important to do before you die. Watch Point Break if you don't believe me.)
    
13. Jump through a window. (You're not a man until you plow through a window.)
    
14. Go to a Superbowl. (I am a slave to the NFL.)
    
15. Learn to fish. (Another thing to make me feel manly.)
    
16. Go Ice-fishing or Fly-fishing. (It's supposed to be the ultimate bonding/drinking experience... So I've gotta do it.)
    
17. Learn to control the weather. (I've always wanted to make the weather mirror my happy-scale.)
    
18. Blow something up with high-grade explosives. (If you never wanted to do this, you're a damned liar!)
    
19. Shoot a gun, while having a cigarette, after having just done a shot. (To do one of each legal thing that the government says is bad... All at the same time. Oh yeah baby.)
    
20. Make a pocket sized list of my things to do before I die. (I want to be able to cross them off, but I don't have it yet!)
    
21. Make-out with a super model and don't contract herpes. (Super models are hot, herpes is not.)
    
22. Get a pet Harpy. (I've always thought harpies were cool...)
    
23. Find some sort of legend, and subsequently poach it. (Bigfoot you better fucking run. This spans from my want to go hunting.)
    
24. Make the best catchphrase ever. (This way I can put it on everything I own!)
    
25. Go on an adventure. (Any type of adventure would work. Ranging from walking somewhere far late at night... To drinking for a day straight and exploring.)
    
26. Ride a bike after drinking for a whole night. (After walking to Jack In The Box at 3 am this made my list.)
    
27. Run along rooftops. (Like the action movies!)
    
28. Base jump. (Yeah, it just looks cool. Plus the ability to say, "My hobbies? Base Jumping." Is awesome.)
    
29. Find an official "best friend". (Still looking lol.)
    
30. Do something spiritual. (Find God? Visit a holy place? Who knows.)
    

So here it is! It's nice to have it actually collected somewhere! Of course I had to take the time to explain just what was on it. I've had to take down my statistics blog temporarily, apparently google has some limits as to what's acceptable to post. (Who knew statistics of drug users and the internet would be so hated!) Anyways, I'll be working on getting that up, or just transferring them here.

And I have a new goal! On a specified day I am going to spam the hell out of every web source I know and see if for one day I can top 10,000 views! Look forward :P

PS this is an image I am attempting to edit for the PDS. (at the top)