Showing posts with label cute panda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cute panda. Show all posts
Monday, September 4, 2017
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Friday, June 3, 2011
Haters Gonna Hate.
After some serious bad-news with people trying to hack my blog, as well as have it banned, I've finally got full control once again!
As for the people (or should I say malicious bears) who carried this out... Well you just wait! I'll get you.
In other news. Beware.
That's right. This infection we all know as the 'Panda' has spread to other countries. I know they hate us here in America... But maybe the Panda threat is something we can all get behind. Perhaps this will be what unites us as human beings.
Of course the Panda's are crafty, and some nut jobs out there will still defend them. But we all know those are the Panda's familiars. (If you're not familiar with what a familiar is... Get familiar with the term familiar. Cause it basically means Panda bitch.)
Good luck fellow Panda Slayers. Stay vigilant.
As for the people (or should I say malicious bears) who carried this out... Well you just wait! I'll get you.
In other news. Beware.
That's right. This infection we all know as the 'Panda' has spread to other countries. I know they hate us here in America... But maybe the Panda threat is something we can all get behind. Perhaps this will be what unites us as human beings.
Of course the Panda's are crafty, and some nut jobs out there will still defend them. But we all know those are the Panda's familiars. (If you're not familiar with what a familiar is... Get familiar with the term familiar. Cause it basically means Panda bitch.)
Good luck fellow Panda Slayers. Stay vigilant.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Panda Is Chinese For Lies.
Okay so I was browsing my up to date, Panda hit list... And I stumbled upon these pictures of what people labeled, "Cute Panda's" At first, I thought to myself.
"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"
I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.
The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.
This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.
This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.
These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.
Join the Panda Death Squad today.
.
"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"
I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.
The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.
This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.
These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.
Join the Panda Death Squad today.
.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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