These cunning bastards. It seems in my extended absence the internet has continued to experience what I (as a expert Panda fighter) call "The Pandamic".
These violent monsters may look nice and cuddly. They may even pretend to just be natures lovable retards, but they are anything but.
Crafty, cruel, and corrupt these devil-spawn are pure evil.
After some serious bad-news with people trying to hack my blog, as well as have it banned, I've finally got full control once again!
As for the people (or should I say malicious bears) who carried this out... Well you just wait! I'll get you.
In other news. Beware.
That's right. This infection we all know as the 'Panda' has spread to other countries. I know they hate us here in America... But maybe the Panda threat is something we can all get behind. Perhaps this will be what unites us as human beings.
Of course the Panda's are crafty, and some nut jobs out there will still defend them. But we all know those are the Panda's familiars. (If you're not familiar with what a familiar is... Get familiar with the term familiar. Cause it basically means Panda bitch.)
They're trying to kill off their competition... By dropping Polar Bears out of planes and killing them off... Soon the only animal rights groups will seek to "help" will be the evil panda's... God help us all.
Thanks to a fellow Panda hating enthusiast for the tip. Your diligence helps me keep the world safe friends!
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