Panda's are dangerous.

I know there aren't many of us out there who see Panda's true faces, but that's why I try to keep posting.

Be vigilant in the fight against the Panda Pretenders friends.

Panda Attack

We've all been there before. Camping in some distant jungle somewhere near Laos, when suddenly there the black and white devil is. Only in that moment when it's lunging for you do you realize all the monster wants is to get you (Did you know Panda's don't actually eat meat? When they kill other creatures including us, it's just for sport).

It's then you realize that nature's teddy bear (as the ignorant public wants so badly to believe), is nothing more than a wild monster prowling the jungle in search of a thrill.

Don't let them catch you off guard.

"The Pandamic"

These cunning bastards. It seems in my extended absence the internet has continued to experience what I (as a expert Panda fighter) call "The Pandamic".

These violent monsters may look nice and cuddly. They may even pretend to just be natures lovable retards, but they are anything but.

Crafty, cruel, and corrupt these devil-spawn are pure evil.

We're onto you, you bamboo munching bastards.

Panda City

ATTN: All panda haters, I am deep undercover trying to seek out the Panda stronghold. I am led to believe that their "endangered" status is merely a ploy, and that they're in fact trying to amass an army to conquer a city and establish their place as an intelligent race.

Be warned, the image you are about to see may shatter your will, and force you into the fetal position.

Panda Hospital Murder

As you can see, these Panda bastards want you dead. They've even begun resorting to peddling drugs (They like to call it 'Cheese' on the street.)

We've lost many to these horrific monsters.

Back from my extended death.

Alright, so I know it's been a while. As such I am going to be starting up my one-man crusade again, with a tiny bit of change.

This time I will be providing my own in-depth analysis to accompany the many videos that are spreading like wildfire.

I warn you though, while these videos seem cute and adorable. . .
They're actually something far more pervasive and sinister. Please, as you view these videos be sure to remember: Panda's are nature's liars.

Do you really believe a bear would eat only bamboo? Me either.

Panda's Need A Name Change

I think the term Panda's to refer to those malicious evil beasts should be changed.

Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)

Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".

We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.

And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.

So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.

Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.

Panda's should be called,
Killer Bears.

Keep your eyes peeled for my upcoming legitimate petition to get such a thing passed. The time of oppressive Panda ways are over.

Another Evil Panda Found.

If only more people understood the true evil of these horribly cruel merciless creatures...

Panda's I'm coming for you.

Do You Still Think They're Cute?

Do you still trust them?

Comment, let us know.