Panda's Devour Bamboo To Prepare Teeth For Human Flesh

Panda City

ATTN: All panda haters, I am deep undercover trying to seek out the Panda stronghold. I am led to believe that their "endangered" status is merely a ploy, and that they're in fact trying to amass an army to conquer a city and establish their place as an intelligent race.

Be warned, the image you are about to see may shatter your will, and force you into the fetal position.

Panda Training Camp

Do not be fooled by the human-sounding voices in the background.

This poor man was thrown into the habitat of some captured infant panda's as punishment for stealing a recipe for some tea. Even at a young age their malicious attitudes towards human's show true.

Be warned, this video is not for the young or squeamish.