Panda's Devour Bamboo To Prepare Teeth For Human Flesh

Panda City

ATTN: All panda haters, I am deep undercover trying to seek out the Panda stronghold. I am led to believe that their "endangered" status is merely a ploy, and that they're in fact trying to amass an army to conquer a city and establish their place as an intelligent race.

Be warned, the image you are about to see may shatter your will, and force you into the fetal position.