Panda's Devour Bamboo To Prepare Teeth For Human Flesh

Panda Cannibals

If they'll attack themselves, how do we know we're safe?

#pandapocalypse

Earthquakes: 1 Panda's: Nil

In the news was the most wonderful article I've seen in weeks!

"Giant Panda's put in danger by large earthquakes."

There you heard it. It's official mother nature noticed her mistake and is correcting it. Perhaps not with the precision of a coat hanger and a towel. But yes. With an earthquake. So while I still think the work is far from over, I have this to say to the nay sayers.

Mother Nature is on my side. Panda's. Your time of lies and deceit is up! Soon the only panda will be the kind in tales you tell your child to prevent them from getting raped!

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