Panda Cannibals

If they'll attack themselves, how do we know we're safe?

#pandapocalypse

Panda Vampires!

Now I know what you're thinking. Surely Panda's aren't THAT evil. I mean Vampires take the cake in terms of evil-ness right? (We don't count those sparkly teens vampires in my home thank you!) Well you couldn't be more wrong. At first I assumed they were just evil creatures bent on world domination... I've discovered something far worse.


The Panda's are in fact... Vampires as well. That myth about becoming bats? All lies. Here's a video of them feasting on one another.





Don't worry my sources tell me garlic still scares them off. Sleep lightly my friends.