If they'll attack themselves, how do we know we're safe?
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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Sunday, March 13, 2016
Friday, April 17, 2009
Me: 1 Panda's: 0
So I've come to the conclusion,
ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!
*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.
I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.
So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.
ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!
*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.
I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.
So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The Economy And People
So I am a bit pissed off.
It seems the economy is the cause for dozens of deaths in the US, suicide rates have lifted, and what do we get for it? Stupid slow speed pursuits where a man named Mustafa Mustafa, ends up shooting themselves. For what?
So you lost your business... Work for it again.
So you lost your house... Apartments aren't so bad.
I don't understand why the government works the way it does. They will run 50 ads a day saying just how "bad" smoking is. But wont take the time to offer a simple commercial saying, "Suicide isn't the way"?
I mean wtf. The news showed this old lady who couldn't afford her house, so she shot herself.
She survived and was rushed to the hospital... The government helped her out with her mortgage. Are you FUCKING kidding me?! Move her to a home. Teach her to not go for sub-prime mortgages. Don't just go, "Awww here."
It creates a situation where these dumbasses all suddenly assume that the easy path is the right one.
It's NOT.
It never is.
You may not hurt anymore, but you hurt EVERYONE else.
It seems the economy is the cause for dozens of deaths in the US, suicide rates have lifted, and what do we get for it? Stupid slow speed pursuits where a man named Mustafa Mustafa, ends up shooting themselves. For what?
So you lost your business... Work for it again.
So you lost your house... Apartments aren't so bad.
I don't understand why the government works the way it does. They will run 50 ads a day saying just how "bad" smoking is. But wont take the time to offer a simple commercial saying, "Suicide isn't the way"?
I mean wtf. The news showed this old lady who couldn't afford her house, so she shot herself.
She survived and was rushed to the hospital... The government helped her out with her mortgage. Are you FUCKING kidding me?! Move her to a home. Teach her to not go for sub-prime mortgages. Don't just go, "Awww here."
It creates a situation where these dumbasses all suddenly assume that the easy path is the right one.
It's NOT.
It never is.
You may not hurt anymore, but you hurt EVERYONE else.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
My Theories!
Okay so I tried to stay awake while in a drunken stupor until I was sober, in an attempt to see if I could outrun the ill-effects of getting overly drunk.
It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.
This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!
I swear Science is AWESOME
It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.
This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!
I swear Science is AWESOME
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