Earthquakes: 1 Panda's: Nil

In the news was the most wonderful article I've seen in weeks!

"Giant Panda's put in danger by large earthquakes."

There you heard it. It's official mother nature noticed her mistake and is correcting it. Perhaps not with the precision of a coat hanger and a towel. But yes. With an earthquake. So while I still think the work is far from over, I have this to say to the nay sayers.

Mother Nature is on my side. Panda's. Your time of lies and deceit is up! Soon the only panda will be the kind in tales you tell your child to prevent them from getting raped!

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Panda Theft

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Watch as a panda attempts to swipe a wallet. Clever bastards.

They're Multiplying.

Baby Panda born in Thai zoo.

Seems that I was right. They're expanding. And soon they'll outnumber us. These cruel malicious animals are using us, hiding their pregnancies and even trying to act loving to trick us!

Open your eyes! See that these beasts want to enslave humanity!!!!

Panda's Need A Name Change

I think the term Panda's to refer to those malicious evil beasts should be changed.

Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)

Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".

We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.

And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.

So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.

Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.

Panda's should be called,
Killer Bears.

Keep your eyes peeled for my upcoming legitimate petition to get such a thing passed. The time of oppressive Panda ways are over.

Panda Is Chinese For Lies.

Okay so I was browsing my up to date, Panda hit list... And I stumbled upon these pictures of what people labeled, "Cute Panda's" At first, I thought to myself.

"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"

I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.



The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.

This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.


This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.

These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.

Join the Panda Death Squad today.


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Me: 1 Panda's: 0

So I've come to the conclusion,

ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!

*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.

I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.

So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.

Do You Still Think They're Cute?

Do you still trust them?

Comment, let us know.