It's Coming!

I know! The pun was not intended. I am just letting my faithful readers who have emailed me saying, "Why have you stopped posting?!" That my refried beans... Er blog is about to be active again, I have just been creating a list of sites that I am okay with spamming and getting banned from.


I've also realized Disneyland supports Panda's, as such....

Knott's Berry Farm too. Both theme parks are selling Panda propaganda, and it's detestable!


Still I have to sit in wonder about how far into our infrastructure these demon bastards have spread! No longer shall I allow the world to think them cute! They eat babies!

I have proof, but I cannot reveal it yet.

Oh and apparently. Disneyland isn't kid friendly, and they don't sell alcohol. Talk about screwing the pooch. Or the Pooh bear. Whatever you'd prefer.

Also, I have discovered small wooden ferris wheels invoke a primal fear of heights in me. Dragon swings make my testicles feel like they don't exist, and well

I GOT A FUCKING EYEPATCH

My Theories!

Okay so I tried to stay awake while in a drunken stupor until I was sober, in an attempt to see if I could outrun the ill-effects of getting overly drunk.

It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.

This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!

I swear Science is AWESOME