They're trying to kill off their competition... By dropping Polar Bears out of planes and killing them off... Soon the only animal rights groups will seek to "help" will be the evil panda's... God help us all.
Thanks to a fellow Panda hating enthusiast for the tip. Your diligence helps me keep the world safe friends!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Panda Vampires!
Now I know what you're thinking. Surely Panda's aren't THAT evil. I mean Vampires take the cake in terms of evil-ness right? (We don't count those sparkly teens vampires in my home thank you!) Well you couldn't be more wrong. At first I assumed they were just evil creatures bent on world domination... I've discovered something far worse.
The Panda's are in fact... Vampires as well. That myth about becoming bats? All lies. Here's a video of them feasting on one another.
Don't worry my sources tell me garlic still scares them off. Sleep lightly my friends.
The Panda's are in fact... Vampires as well. That myth about becoming bats? All lies. Here's a video of them feasting on one another.
Don't worry my sources tell me garlic still scares them off. Sleep lightly my friends.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Panda's... Do They K.I.S.S.?
While browsing about for the next stop on the latest K.I.S.S. tour I came across some startling images... I am of course sharing these with my fellow comrades so your eyes may be further opened to the Panda Debauchery.
Please be warned. What you are about to see, may startle you.
There you have it... The Panda's have not only infiltrated our food network, our politics... But also one of our prized good ol' fashion rock bands.
Might this be a publicity stunt? Or some form of trickery to cause us to lower our guard amongst their kind?
I doubt it. These creatures merely want us to be their slaves.
I can only dread the day when Beijing Rock City becomes the newest Panda K.I.S.S. song.
Please be warned. What you are about to see, may startle you.
There you have it... The Panda's have not only infiltrated our food network, our politics... But also one of our prized good ol' fashion rock bands.
Might this be a publicity stunt? Or some form of trickery to cause us to lower our guard amongst their kind?
I doubt it. These creatures merely want us to be their slaves.
I can only dread the day when Beijing Rock City becomes the newest Panda K.I.S.S. song.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
I Was Kidnapped, By The Panda's.
So yes I know it has been a long while since a solid post has been let free! And for that I am sorry.
My current battles with those horrible creatures has taken a slight turn for the worst! For several weeks I have been kidnapped by them! (Arguably alcohol may have altered my state of mind. But that is very very unlikely.)
They'd pulled a trick so clever and cruel at the same time. Allow me to impart a small clip to show you just what they'd done... Though please note. This is a dramatization, the actual event was far far worse.
There you have it. The creatures caught up with me and conned me into a false sense of security. Try as I have to have their kind mashed and destroyed it has proven to finally incur their wrath! Why they have this fixation towards cheap Chinese cuisine is beyond me. All I know is they are a force to be reckoned with and I am certainly going to need to higher more security detail.
But fret not friends, for your leader in this epic battle against the malicious cruelty of the so-called 'Gentle Giant' has escaped. And as I have thwarted them in their attempt to silence me, I shall thwart their plans to conquer us and turn the world into theirs.
My current battles with those horrible creatures has taken a slight turn for the worst! For several weeks I have been kidnapped by them! (Arguably alcohol may have altered my state of mind. But that is very very unlikely.)
They'd pulled a trick so clever and cruel at the same time. Allow me to impart a small clip to show you just what they'd done... Though please note. This is a dramatization, the actual event was far far worse.
There you have it. The creatures caught up with me and conned me into a false sense of security. Try as I have to have their kind mashed and destroyed it has proven to finally incur their wrath! Why they have this fixation towards cheap Chinese cuisine is beyond me. All I know is they are a force to be reckoned with and I am certainly going to need to higher more security detail.
But fret not friends, for your leader in this epic battle against the malicious cruelty of the so-called 'Gentle Giant' has escaped. And as I have thwarted them in their attempt to silence me, I shall thwart their plans to conquer us and turn the world into theirs.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Earthquakes: 1 Panda's: Nil
In the news was the most wonderful article I've seen in weeks!
"Giant Panda's put in danger by large earthquakes."
There you heard it. It's official mother nature noticed her mistake and is correcting it. Perhaps not with the precision of a coat hanger and a towel. But yes. With an earthquake. So while I still think the work is far from over, I have this to say to the nay sayers.
Mother Nature is on my side. Panda's. Your time of lies and deceit is up! Soon the only panda will be the kind in tales you tell your child to prevent them from getting raped!
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"Giant Panda's put in danger by large earthquakes."
There you heard it. It's official mother nature noticed her mistake and is correcting it. Perhaps not with the precision of a coat hanger and a towel. But yes. With an earthquake. So while I still think the work is far from over, I have this to say to the nay sayers.
Mother Nature is on my side. Panda's. Your time of lies and deceit is up! Soon the only panda will be the kind in tales you tell your child to prevent them from getting raped!
!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Panda Theft
The Evil Panda (Full Story) - Free videos are just a click away
Watch as a panda attempts to swipe a wallet. Clever bastards.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Panda Shirts
More panda propaganda.
They've spread to dozens of T-shirts. I was informed of this through someone actually being insane enough to purchase one. So I went searching.
I do not kid when I say there were HUNDREDS of shirts.
Here is a sample.
I don't think I need to make you aware, but I will. These shirts were made by slave labor. The panda's are using humans in camps! These are the cause of the global economy crunch.
When the war breaks out, we'll all be forced to wear them as they beat us.
They've spread to dozens of T-shirts. I was informed of this through someone actually being insane enough to purchase one. So I went searching.
I do not kid when I say there were HUNDREDS of shirts.
Here is a sample.
I don't think I need to make you aware, but I will. These shirts were made by slave labor. The panda's are using humans in camps! These are the cause of the global economy crunch.
When the war breaks out, we'll all be forced to wear them as they beat us.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
They're Multiplying.
Baby Panda born in Thai zoo.
Seems that I was right. They're expanding. And soon they'll outnumber us. These cruel malicious animals are using us, hiding their pregnancies and even trying to act loving to trick us!
Open your eyes! See that these beasts want to enslave humanity!!!!
Seems that I was right. They're expanding. And soon they'll outnumber us. These cruel malicious animals are using us, hiding their pregnancies and even trying to act loving to trick us!
Open your eyes! See that these beasts want to enslave humanity!!!!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Guerilla Panda
I shit you not friends. There is an organization trying to arm these malicious beasts! The PFP is against us. Panda's are cruel heartless beasts. I'd rather arm African children and send them to war then trust these panda's with any sort of "boom stick".
World War Panda is soon to be upon us. They're not as endangered as they want you to think. They're hiding in caves, building up arsenals and drawing support... So when they wage their war on humanity... We'll be the only ones saying, "What the bamboo?!"
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
This is why we don't go back for them.
It's not great quality, but it's the right message. Panda's leave their own, and when we try to save them... We find out they're dead.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Panda's Need A Name Change
I think the term Panda's to refer to those malicious evil beasts should be changed.
Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)
Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".
We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.
And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.
So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.
Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.
Once upon a time we called the evilest sea creatures, Orca (Notice the black and white? Seems to be a shared trait amongst evil devil spawn creatures.)
Upon learning of their horrific nature and truly cruel taste for Seals, they were rightfully named, "Killer Whales".
We even put them on display to try and train them into peaceful human pleasing acts.
And they revolted. Horribly. Killing the poor man who tried to beat them in submission.
So my suggestion, Panda's should no longer be referred to as Panda's.
Rather Panda's need to be called something more true. Something to show the world their true nature.
Panda's should be called,
Killer Bears.
Killer Bears.
Keep your eyes peeled for my upcoming legitimate petition to get such a thing passed. The time of oppressive Panda ways are over.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Another Evil Panda Found.
If only more people understood the true evil of these horribly cruel merciless creatures...
Panda's I'm coming for you.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Panda Is Chinese For Lies.
Okay so I was browsing my up to date, Panda hit list... And I stumbled upon these pictures of what people labeled, "Cute Panda's" At first, I thought to myself.
"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"
I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.
The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.
This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.
This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.
These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.
Join the Panda Death Squad today.
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"Tis must simply be a mistake! Or... By Gods! Do they understand a cute panda is a DEAD panda?!"
I clicked, in the vain hopes I'd find more people who knew the horribly fatal truth that I do. That Panda's are evil. They are if I must associate them, the sharks running around on land. I mean after all, they eat orphans. They've claimed thousands of lives. Do you all not see the horrid faces of these creatures?! I have decided. I will help you understand.
The picture above may seem cute and innocent. What you don't realize is the Panda knows what it's doing, It is purposely showing you the ass of the poor animal it just killed.This is a sign to say, "Fuck off." In China it is the greatest offense.
This image was the last one found on the photographers camera. Along with some hair, a lot of blood, and a letter claiming he'd grown tired of his life.
These Panda's are cold blooded heartless killers. And they killed that poor photographer. Do not let this happen to you.
Join the Panda Death Squad today.
.
Friday, May 1, 2009
Panda's And Their (Dead) Uses.
Okay so I had the HTML all done for my blog layout... And I realized that I'd messed up somewhere and it's not compatible with blogger... So until I get it sorted out this is staying.
Anyways I've come to realize this blog needs to be centralized. And so I am going to centralize it.
My blog shall now be devoted ENTIRELY to the way's Panda's are Satan's little pets (With evidence mind you.)
As well as the random evil panda snippets I've found.
The first is as follows.
Anyways I've come to realize this blog needs to be centralized. And so I am going to centralize it.
My blog shall now be devoted ENTIRELY to the way's Panda's are Satan's little pets (With evidence mind you.)
As well as the random evil panda snippets I've found.
The first is as follows.
"The Only True Use For A Panda Head."
Friday, April 17, 2009
Me: 1 Panda's: 0
So I've come to the conclusion,
ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!
*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.
I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.
So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.
ALL PANDA SYMPATHIZERS ARE COWARDS!
*ahem* yes, what I said is true. After my blatant disregard for those flea infested mongrels I found that no one, and I mean no one had anything negative to say about my clear hatred for them. Cuddly? No. Cute? No.
I'm left with two possible causes, the first. Panda's are so deep in our system that people fear speaking out against them.
Or two, as I said. People who love Panda's are (Pardon the french) Pussies.
So I'm going to continue my search for hatefilled panda bashing goodness, and while I do, we'll see just who tries to get me. Peta, I even emailed you. You scaredy cat bastards.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
It's Coming!
I know! The pun was not intended. I am just letting my faithful readers who have emailed me saying, "Why have you stopped posting?!" That my refried beans... Er blog is about to be active again, I have just been creating a list of sites that I am okay with spamming and getting banned from.
I've also realized Disneyland supports Panda's, as such....
Knott's Berry Farm too. Both theme parks are selling Panda propaganda, and it's detestable!
Still I have to sit in wonder about how far into our infrastructure these demon bastards have spread! No longer shall I allow the world to think them cute! They eat babies!
I have proof, but I cannot reveal it yet.
Oh and apparently. Disneyland isn't kid friendly, and they don't sell alcohol. Talk about screwing the pooch. Or the Pooh bear. Whatever you'd prefer.
Also, I have discovered small wooden ferris wheels invoke a primal fear of heights in me. Dragon swings make my testicles feel like they don't exist, and well
I GOT A FUCKING EYEPATCH
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Things to do before I die.
"My Bucket List!"
So here it is! It's nice to have it actually collected somewhere! Of course I had to take the time to explain just what was on it. I've had to take down my statistics blog temporarily, apparently google has some limits as to what's acceptable to post. (Who knew statistics of drug users and the internet would be so hated!) Anyways, I'll be working on getting that up, or just transferring them here.
And I have a new goal! On a specified day I am going to spam the hell out of every web source I know and see if for one day I can top 10,000 views! Look forward :P
PS this is an image I am attempting to edit for the PDS. (at the top)
- Build a house of cards. (Always wanted to do this. It seemed pretty epic.)
- Set said house of cards on fire. (There's this old saying, you don't know anything until you destroy something you've made.
) - Ride a blue whale. (The largest mammal in the world! Screw any other large animal. I want to ride a whale.)
- Kill a bear with my bare hands. (May use knife.) (What's more manly then killing a bear?)
- Kill an endangered species. (It's just a goal of mine to help further humanities ultimate use. That is to kill nature.)
- Wear a fur coat. (You're not regal or classic until you wear one.)
- Change my last name to "Awesome". (I'd instantly be amazing. Not to mention Awesome for life... Literally lol.)
- Invent shoes to let me walk on the ceiling. (It'd be AWESOME.)
- Create a website that gets it's own Wikipedia entry. (Forever immortal with this.)
- Create a monumental organization. (Once the PDS is official... I am so done with this one!)
- Become some sort of actor. (Voice acting here I COME!)
- Sky dive. (It's important to do before you die. Watch Point Break if you don't believe me.)
- Jump through a window. (You're not a man until you plow through a window.)
- Go to a Superbowl. (I am a slave to the NFL.)
- Learn to fish. (Another thing to make me feel manly.)
- Go Ice-fishing or Fly-fishing. (It's supposed to be the ultimate bonding/drinking experience... So I've gotta do it.)
- Learn to control the weather. (I've always wanted to make the weather mirror my happy-scale.)
- Blow something up with high-grade explosives. (If you never wanted to do this, you're a damned liar!)
- Shoot a gun, while having a cigarette, after having just done a shot. (To do one of each legal thing that the government says is bad... All at the same time. Oh yeah baby.)
- Make a pocket sized list of my things to do before I die. (I want to be able to cross them off, but I don't have it yet!)
- Make-out with a super model and don't contract herpes. (Super models are hot, herpes is not.)
- Get a pet Harpy. (I've always thought harpies were cool...)
- Find some sort of legend, and subsequently poach it. (Bigfoot you better fucking run. This spans from my want to go hunting.)
- Make the best catchphrase ever. (This way I can put it on everything I own!)
- Go on an adventure. (Any type of adventure would work. Ranging from walking somewhere far late at night... To drinking for a day straight and exploring.)
- Ride a bike after drinking for a whole night. (After walking to Jack In The Box at 3 am this made my list.)
- Run along rooftops. (Like the action movies!)
- Base jump. (Yeah, it just looks cool. Plus the ability to say, "My hobbies? Base Jumping." Is awesome.)
- Find an official "best friend". (Still looking lol.)
- Do something spiritual. (Find God? Visit a holy place? Who knows.)
So here it is! It's nice to have it actually collected somewhere! Of course I had to take the time to explain just what was on it. I've had to take down my statistics blog temporarily, apparently google has some limits as to what's acceptable to post. (Who knew statistics of drug users and the internet would be so hated!) Anyways, I'll be working on getting that up, or just transferring them here.
And I have a new goal! On a specified day I am going to spam the hell out of every web source I know and see if for one day I can top 10,000 views! Look forward :P
PS this is an image I am attempting to edit for the PDS. (at the top)
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Paint Guns Are Awesome.
So I've been having fun with the newly purchased paint gun in my home. I painted my bathroom and am now trying to construct an end table. For this I have procured a jigsaw and some nails. A hammer also! Though I have little training in the art of woodcraft... I figure I am genetically engineered to be the best, most amazing, awesome, and potentially lethal wood worker the world has ever known.
Maybe I will even construct some home-made spears for the PDS (Panda Death Squad).
I will soon upload some pictures and show you my works! The end-table has yet to be started. But soon my friends... I will be on the way to creating things with my hands.
One of the many things on my list of stuff to do before I die.
Maybe I will even construct some home-made spears for the PDS (Panda Death Squad).
I will soon upload some pictures and show you my works! The end-table has yet to be started. But soon my friends... I will be on the way to creating things with my hands.
One of the many things on my list of stuff to do before I die.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Update
I forgot to add, Jack In The Box, has the best taco's. They may be filled simply with left over grease from the bottom of a deep fryer... But it's quite amazing.
Also, myspace is fucking up, so I need to remind Neff to ammend his will! I might have dibs on his IP!
Punching dolphins as an idea, here I come!
Also, myspace is fucking up, so I need to remind Neff to ammend his will! I might have dibs on his IP!
Punching dolphins as an idea, here I come!
Drunken wandering!
So anotherr game night has ensued. And some random things occured. First. I got wasted, *typical* second. I recieved an email stating penguin (the publisher) has picked up my poetry and is planning on publishing it as a compilation. Unfortunately they want more of my work... And are offering me a cut, but hey I can't complain! I may soon eenouhg have a book in my name out and about!
YES! Goal number 37: Become historical success!
There's no way I am to be denied the history books if I have a book published.
I've also formed the PDS (Panda Death Squad) with Neff. I will link you to him and his sites eventuallyyy when I have a valid link and all that. He's a cool guy readers, probably cooler then I so check it out!
Also, I've got the statistics blog up and running, i'll link to it soon.
Remmeber don't play soccer. Male chances of ball kickage are,
1 in 3.
That means every three games of full player soccer you are in, one of them you will be kicked where it hurts! I warned you!
YES! Goal number 37: Become historical success!
There's no way I am to be denied the history books if I have a book published.
I've also formed the PDS (Panda Death Squad) with Neff. I will link you to him and his sites eventuallyyy when I have a valid link and all that. He's a cool guy readers, probably cooler then I so check it out!
Also, I've got the statistics blog up and running, i'll link to it soon.
Remmeber don't play soccer. Male chances of ball kickage are,
1 in 3.
That means every three games of full player soccer you are in, one of them you will be kicked where it hurts! I warned you!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Just ensuring I remember to quote my good friend Neff! He alerted me that a man had his genitalia chewed off by a chimp.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/04/national/main678061.shtml
I found the link. So I'm saving it here.
I'm seriously unable to type rationally so I will blog in a few hours about it!
Sorry if I got your name wrong haha! I tried! Flyfishing is my new life goal.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/04/national/main678061.shtml
I found the link. So I'm saving it here.
I'm seriously unable to type rationally so I will blog in a few hours about it!
Sorry if I got your name wrong haha! I tried! Flyfishing is my new life goal.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Our Government
Sorry it's been a while since a post, but I've been working on a lot of different things.
But I'm taking the time to voice my total lack of understanding surrounding our government.
It seems this week has been the week in politics for which all of us American's should really hang our heads. Let's start with the recap.
First our newly appointed Attorney General, calls every American a coward, and tries to tell us we HAVE to start discussing sensitive issues at work... And by sensitive we're not talking about unfair treatment... We're not discussing abuse or even sexual misconduct... No his "sensitive issues" are that we... As American's need to discuss race.
Now am I the only person who wants to say WTF? I mean come on seriously here. We just voted in the first Black president in our History, who has just so happened to give this man the privilege of being the first Black Attorney General in our history... But we're cowards. And beyond that, we're cowards who need to discuss race...
Get the fuck over yourself. I swear you instantly justify all the awful things people thought with crap like this. This was the reason so many people were "afraid" of the new administrations "change". But thanks for proving them right, and making all of us Democrat's look bad. Appreciated.
So that was the first order of absolute bullshit.
Now we have the media and Amnesty International's "Outrage" over Hilary Clinton's lack of willingness to pressure China on human rights... Once more the bleeding heart liberals condemn us.
She's so wrong for wanting to discuss the economy. For wanting to work first towards getting the world-wide crisis under control... And what do these bogus donation and charity groups do? They claim she's murdering the cause. Fuck off. You people have no fucking idea what it would take to save the world. In fact, I would be the first person to claim that Charity's and these organizations that facilitate *peace* are the problem.
You want us to give money to everyone and their mother. And for what? To fix problems that don't pertain to us. For problems that we can't fix. And you know these problems are all just to save face.
Fuck the Palestinian's right? Fuck Darfur. No we'll be the first to rush to Africa and try to help poverty there a country where all they do is kill each other and have more children. We'll claim injustice for anything related to China... But call into play anything these organizations might benefit from and it's an instant No-no.
Stop sending Africa money and supplies. Send them condems and let teach them about curbing their population. How the hell can you expect to help people when they're suffering and still having children!? Force Israel to make peace. Stop letting them do whatever the fuck they want. Why can we police everyone but claim favorites? Who are we to do that to any country?
And for God's sake. Stop helping other countries until ours is fixed first.
Help the people without jobs. Help people in our country get off welfare, get running water to the poor people in the appalachians. I mean Christ, how can we claim we just want peace and equality, yet be the biggest hypocrites in the world? No wonder other countries don't respect us.
America needs to worry about America. Not about Africa, not about anything else. And my God if Obama once more claims to, "Be willing to talk to" someone else, then later add in requirements that are ridiculous then he needs to be impeached.
North Korea isn't going to just abandon Nuclear weapons to "talk" with us. Hamas shouldn't be completely ignored til they meet a list of requirements first. Talk to them, see what agreements can be reached, because clearly other countries aren't capable of fixing things amongst themselves. So if you want to interfere with EVERY LITTLE external affair in the world. Then do it with the standard approach of diplomacy. Not with ultimatums that NO ONE will ever cave into.
But I'm taking the time to voice my total lack of understanding surrounding our government.
It seems this week has been the week in politics for which all of us American's should really hang our heads. Let's start with the recap.
First our newly appointed Attorney General, calls every American a coward, and tries to tell us we HAVE to start discussing sensitive issues at work... And by sensitive we're not talking about unfair treatment... We're not discussing abuse or even sexual misconduct... No his "sensitive issues" are that we... As American's need to discuss race.
Now am I the only person who wants to say WTF? I mean come on seriously here. We just voted in the first Black president in our History, who has just so happened to give this man the privilege of being the first Black Attorney General in our history... But we're cowards. And beyond that, we're cowards who need to discuss race...
Get the fuck over yourself. I swear you instantly justify all the awful things people thought with crap like this. This was the reason so many people were "afraid" of the new administrations "change". But thanks for proving them right, and making all of us Democrat's look bad. Appreciated.
So that was the first order of absolute bullshit.
Now we have the media and Amnesty International's "Outrage" over Hilary Clinton's lack of willingness to pressure China on human rights... Once more the bleeding heart liberals condemn us.
She's so wrong for wanting to discuss the economy. For wanting to work first towards getting the world-wide crisis under control... And what do these bogus donation and charity groups do? They claim she's murdering the cause. Fuck off. You people have no fucking idea what it would take to save the world. In fact, I would be the first person to claim that Charity's and these organizations that facilitate *peace* are the problem.
You want us to give money to everyone and their mother. And for what? To fix problems that don't pertain to us. For problems that we can't fix. And you know these problems are all just to save face.
Fuck the Palestinian's right? Fuck Darfur. No we'll be the first to rush to Africa and try to help poverty there a country where all they do is kill each other and have more children. We'll claim injustice for anything related to China... But call into play anything these organizations might benefit from and it's an instant No-no.
Stop sending Africa money and supplies. Send them condems and let teach them about curbing their population. How the hell can you expect to help people when they're suffering and still having children!? Force Israel to make peace. Stop letting them do whatever the fuck they want. Why can we police everyone but claim favorites? Who are we to do that to any country?
And for God's sake. Stop helping other countries until ours is fixed first.
Help the people without jobs. Help people in our country get off welfare, get running water to the poor people in the appalachians. I mean Christ, how can we claim we just want peace and equality, yet be the biggest hypocrites in the world? No wonder other countries don't respect us.
America needs to worry about America. Not about Africa, not about anything else. And my God if Obama once more claims to, "Be willing to talk to" someone else, then later add in requirements that are ridiculous then he needs to be impeached.
North Korea isn't going to just abandon Nuclear weapons to "talk" with us. Hamas shouldn't be completely ignored til they meet a list of requirements first. Talk to them, see what agreements can be reached, because clearly other countries aren't capable of fixing things amongst themselves. So if you want to interfere with EVERY LITTLE external affair in the world. Then do it with the standard approach of diplomacy. Not with ultimatums that NO ONE will ever cave into.
Friday, February 13, 2009
You Only Live Once: Philosophy.
An excerpt from my newly acquired favorite book, "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?" by George Carlin
"Live as if every day were your last, for eventually you will die. You'll be fully prepared."
That is my new catchphrase. Why? I am choosing battle the negative stand on negativity. I think, we need it. I think people who say, "Why are you so pessimistic?" Should be shot, and seriously. Unless you can look at things in both a negative and a positive... Well then you shouldn't be talking period.
I used to be a very negative person. I would easily counter people's positive views and show them what I felt was the "real" world. I'd call myself all kinds of crap. A realist. That was my favorite. But then I came to the realization, that life isn't all negative.
"Life is a thrift store amusement park." --- Another catch phrase I am coining for myself.
You can do everything in life. Ride the roller coaster... Which is broken. And you have a 50/50 chance of it breaking on you and you being the poor sap who gets beheaded by the tracks.
You can go ask that pretty girl who's trying to wait in line to buy that pretzel that may have accidentally been laced with rat poison, if she wants to go with you. And you'll have a 50/50 chance she'll say yes, and a 50/50 chance she may die eating that pretzel.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in truth life isn't a well balanced game of odds. In truth success and happiness are roughly 34% possible. And 65% unlikely. But that still leaves you with a % for perfection, and 34% to make it... So is it worth it to be unhappy miserable and angry all the time? To look at life in a, "It's going to rain today." Sort of way?
My loyal readers, and those of you new ones who stumble by. I am going to impose some wisdom on you. (Even though I am far from wise.)
Try to be happy. Even if you're sad and wrong all the time. Make yourself happy. How? There are 20 ways to see the world. 4 ways are good. 5 ways are bad. And one way is gay. Use one of the happy ways.
Sure you make it harder to be disappointed if you expect it... But you also kill yourself a bit on the inside.
And yes I'll get you the results of my last experiment soon :)
Checklist for readers:
[ ] Say yes to something you normally wouldn't.
[ ] Smile at someone for no apparent reason.
[ ] Give someone the benefit of a doubt.
[ ] Look at something in a positive way, even if it's negative.
[ ] Encourage one other person to do the same.
[ ] Find a happy theme song for the month.
"Live as if every day were your last, for eventually you will die. You'll be fully prepared."
That is my new catchphrase. Why? I am choosing battle the negative stand on negativity. I think, we need it. I think people who say, "Why are you so pessimistic?" Should be shot, and seriously. Unless you can look at things in both a negative and a positive... Well then you shouldn't be talking period.
I used to be a very negative person. I would easily counter people's positive views and show them what I felt was the "real" world. I'd call myself all kinds of crap. A realist. That was my favorite. But then I came to the realization, that life isn't all negative.
"Life is a thrift store amusement park." --- Another catch phrase I am coining for myself.
You can do everything in life. Ride the roller coaster... Which is broken. And you have a 50/50 chance of it breaking on you and you being the poor sap who gets beheaded by the tracks.
You can go ask that pretty girl who's trying to wait in line to buy that pretzel that may have accidentally been laced with rat poison, if she wants to go with you. And you'll have a 50/50 chance she'll say yes, and a 50/50 chance she may die eating that pretzel.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in truth life isn't a well balanced game of odds. In truth success and happiness are roughly 34% possible. And 65% unlikely. But that still leaves you with a % for perfection, and 34% to make it... So is it worth it to be unhappy miserable and angry all the time? To look at life in a, "It's going to rain today." Sort of way?
My loyal readers, and those of you new ones who stumble by. I am going to impose some wisdom on you. (Even though I am far from wise.)
Try to be happy. Even if you're sad and wrong all the time. Make yourself happy. How? There are 20 ways to see the world. 4 ways are good. 5 ways are bad. And one way is gay. Use one of the happy ways.
Sure you make it harder to be disappointed if you expect it... But you also kill yourself a bit on the inside.
And yes I'll get you the results of my last experiment soon :)
Checklist for readers:
[ ] Say yes to something you normally wouldn't.
[ ] Smile at someone for no apparent reason.
[ ] Give someone the benefit of a doubt.
[ ] Look at something in a positive way, even if it's negative.
[ ] Encourage one other person to do the same.
[ ] Find a happy theme song for the month.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The Economy And People
So I am a bit pissed off.
It seems the economy is the cause for dozens of deaths in the US, suicide rates have lifted, and what do we get for it? Stupid slow speed pursuits where a man named Mustafa Mustafa, ends up shooting themselves. For what?
So you lost your business... Work for it again.
So you lost your house... Apartments aren't so bad.
I don't understand why the government works the way it does. They will run 50 ads a day saying just how "bad" smoking is. But wont take the time to offer a simple commercial saying, "Suicide isn't the way"?
I mean wtf. The news showed this old lady who couldn't afford her house, so she shot herself.
She survived and was rushed to the hospital... The government helped her out with her mortgage. Are you FUCKING kidding me?! Move her to a home. Teach her to not go for sub-prime mortgages. Don't just go, "Awww here."
It creates a situation where these dumbasses all suddenly assume that the easy path is the right one.
It's NOT.
It never is.
You may not hurt anymore, but you hurt EVERYONE else.
It seems the economy is the cause for dozens of deaths in the US, suicide rates have lifted, and what do we get for it? Stupid slow speed pursuits where a man named Mustafa Mustafa, ends up shooting themselves. For what?
So you lost your business... Work for it again.
So you lost your house... Apartments aren't so bad.
I don't understand why the government works the way it does. They will run 50 ads a day saying just how "bad" smoking is. But wont take the time to offer a simple commercial saying, "Suicide isn't the way"?
I mean wtf. The news showed this old lady who couldn't afford her house, so she shot herself.
She survived and was rushed to the hospital... The government helped her out with her mortgage. Are you FUCKING kidding me?! Move her to a home. Teach her to not go for sub-prime mortgages. Don't just go, "Awww here."
It creates a situation where these dumbasses all suddenly assume that the easy path is the right one.
It's NOT.
It never is.
You may not hurt anymore, but you hurt EVERYONE else.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
The Human Mind.
So I've got a lot on my 'mind' today. It has been bugging me, the idea that we only consciously use 10% of our brain. I don't see how that's possible. I mean are we not alive simply because our brain tells our hearts to beat? And while we can't tell it to stop, a person can give up and slow their heart rate, and in times of dire stress gain the will to push it on that tiny bit further.
I know what most people will say at first, "Well we don't control it directly." But the truth in my eyes is that is subjective. We control it just as much as you believe you do. What I mean to say is, it's easier to say my thoughts are a slave to my body, then to try and grasp why or how we'd actually control the functions of our body.
Could I actually manage to skip breathing entirely? Of course without oxygen I'd die, but I'm saying if I hold my breath... Am I not controlling my lungs? If I focus really hard and cause my pulse to slow... Am I not controlling my heart?
I think we use the entirety of our brains, we use each and every part for the daily tasks that our body needs. Perhaps I'd even say we evolved to this point. A cell has to carry out all it's required functions on it's own, perhaps our evolutionary chain has brought us to a point where it's made easier for us.
If that's the case, I wonder in turn if it means that I could evolve or train my brain to not use that part that delves into depression. That sneaks into the sad escape of pain. Other's have managed surely I can too.
So my current test...
I'm going to document my 'feelings' to see how they fluctuate. A simple; Happy, Sad, Neutral scale. I will then focus upon writing it down that night, on not feeling that way. I'll see what methods to try, and I'll attempt them.
What is this test codenamed?
The Moody Mind experiment.
Oh yeah, I am pretty clever.
- With all of that considered, is it really saying we don't control the basic functions of control that our brain exhibits on our bodies?
I know what most people will say at first, "Well we don't control it directly." But the truth in my eyes is that is subjective. We control it just as much as you believe you do. What I mean to say is, it's easier to say my thoughts are a slave to my body, then to try and grasp why or how we'd actually control the functions of our body.
- If you're hungry your body tells you. But you can give up food and push yourself to those almost unhealthy limits. So what that makes me wonder is, why do I control my hunger, but not my breathing?
Could I actually manage to skip breathing entirely? Of course without oxygen I'd die, but I'm saying if I hold my breath... Am I not controlling my lungs? If I focus really hard and cause my pulse to slow... Am I not controlling my heart?
I think we use the entirety of our brains, we use each and every part for the daily tasks that our body needs. Perhaps I'd even say we evolved to this point. A cell has to carry out all it's required functions on it's own, perhaps our evolutionary chain has brought us to a point where it's made easier for us.
If that's the case, I wonder in turn if it means that I could evolve or train my brain to not use that part that delves into depression. That sneaks into the sad escape of pain. Other's have managed surely I can too.
So my current test...
I'm going to document my 'feelings' to see how they fluctuate. A simple; Happy, Sad, Neutral scale. I will then focus upon writing it down that night, on not feeling that way. I'll see what methods to try, and I'll attempt them.
What is this test codenamed?
The Moody Mind experiment.
Oh yeah, I am pretty clever.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
A Late One!
So it's 2:40 am and I've been up for the sake of holiday's.
Yes before I've come on here to account the odd day's, like "Pinch a person" and "Funny Face" Day.
But today is different, Tomorrow, (I thought today was the sixth. I was wrong.) But on the sixth, it will be the following Holiday's!
Bubble Gum Day,
and
Wear Red Day!
So while those are pretty epic in terms of Holiday's, there's something better coming up!
So while I encourage you to wear red while chewing a piece of gum for the ENTIRE day today.
I'm also going to tell you to look out for these EPIC days in Feb!
On the 13th, we have:
Friday The 13th, AND
Get a different name day!!!!
and then the day after,
National Condom day.
So get a new name, hope you don't get bad luck and then get a condom to celebrate!
Oh and don't believe those Holiday's? Google it.
I've decided, my new insult is now,
"Google it."
Ciao folks.
PS also look out as on the 9th we'll be having a Lunar eclipse, visible to us Western American's :P
Yes before I've come on here to account the odd day's, like "Pinch a person" and "Funny Face" Day.
But today is different, Tomorrow, (I thought today was the sixth. I was wrong.) But on the sixth, it will be the following Holiday's!
Bubble Gum Day,
and
Wear Red Day!
So while those are pretty epic in terms of Holiday's, there's something better coming up!
So while I encourage you to wear red while chewing a piece of gum for the ENTIRE day today.
I'm also going to tell you to look out for these EPIC days in Feb!
On the 13th, we have:
Friday The 13th, AND
Get a different name day!!!!
and then the day after,
National Condom day.
So get a new name, hope you don't get bad luck and then get a condom to celebrate!
Oh and don't believe those Holiday's? Google it.
I've decided, my new insult is now,
"Google it."
Ciao folks.
PS also look out as on the 9th we'll be having a Lunar eclipse, visible to us Western American's :P
Monday, February 2, 2009
The Job-Less *Hunt*
Another re-post! If only if only I'd actually found a job -sobs-
OH! Forgot, ch-check it out. I've got a myspace.
What did I choose for my pretty lame myspace URL thing? Freepie. Well... Freepie backwards anyway,
http://www.myspace.com/eipeerf
Because everything is better backwards. And bare with me. I'm still learning how to use it.
(Side note, apparently smiley faces attract rap artists as I've had about 6 of them send me friends requests.)
So I was looking for a job ***Correction, am looking.***
And it seemed that after the 5th interview I'd landed that all every business could say was, "I would love to hire you, but with how things are we just don't have any open positions. We'll call you."
I was frustrated, I had six more interviewers to see, and well... I was rather agitated! So I decided. What would happen if I was the worst possible candidate when I went into their office? Would they tell me no blatantly? Would they say yes hesitantly? Or would I hear the same words, "We'll call you."
I'm not dumb, I know the nicest way to say no, is indirectly. And I've never ever been turned down if I've made it to an interview. So I was wondering. Do people actually say "NO" at an interview?
-Read more to find out!-
(Disclaimer: Edited out the names! And it's off memory, so while it's pretty accurate, language and context may/may not be the type used exactly.)
Anti-view #1: The UPS Store.
Interviewer: "Afternoon, please if you'd just have a seat we can get this moving along. I'm sure you're busy."
Me: "Yeah, I really am busy, do you think we could make this quick?"
Interviewer: "Uhhh- Yeah sure... So I see you have no real experience with shipping and receiving, but you've got a lot of computer skills... Is there a reason you want to work here with us?"
Me: "Well no, oh and I lied about the computer skills. I never took that course in programming. Just an F.Y.I."
Interviewer: "... Oh, well thanks for being honest..." said while laughing a bit nervously, "Is this a joke?"
Me: "No, would I have worn a collared shirt if it were?"
Interviewer: "You just aren't the sort of candidate we're looking for right now... Maybe you should try McDonald's."
Me: "I knew I should have applied at the Post Office next door. Damn UPS."
Anti-view #2: Play It Again Sports.
Me: "Hey, it's nice to meet you, sorry I'm late. I was at an interview at McDonald's. I wanted to see if I could get a McMuffin."
Interviewer: Looks at me as if I've got a bug on my head, "Well I'm sorry I tried calling you, we actually don't have any open positions right now... If you'd like though I can give you a call when we have a spot open though."
Me: "Wow that was the fastest interview I've had. Thanks for spending my time."
Interviewer: "Sorry I really did try to call."
Anti-view #3: Pete's Tea And Coffee.
Interviewer: "Please have a seat, I'll be right with you. Would you like a drink for the time being?"
Me: "I don't know, is your coffee any good?"
Interviewer: "Yes... One second." Walks off.
Interviewer: "Okay sorry about that. So... What do you think would make you a good candidate for us here?"
Me: "Do they always make you start out with a question?"
Interviewer: "Well... No it helps me get to know you."
Me: "Isn't that why I filled out the application, and why you called me?"
Interviewer: "Well no I meant on a more personal level, would you like to start over?"
Me: "Okay, what do you think would make you a good candidate for us here?"
Interviewer: Laughs some before getting serious. "Have you worked anywhere similar to Pete's before?"
Me: "I don't know, you have my application."
Interviewer: Still serious. "Okay, I don't have time for this. Thanks for stopping by."
Me: "Does this mean I got the job?"
Interviewer: "No."
****Edit: I had to remove three, apparently Helium sucks.****
So there you have it. Apparently... They do and WILL say no. The downside? I've got 6 places that will now NEVER hire me. (And probably none of my extended family) The upside? It was fun as all hell.
Once more I've conquered my desire to please everyone. So if you've been hunting for a job, and are on that one that is bottom of the barrel in your list. Play with it. It's a complete morale booster! And hey, I figure if I fail 100% at an interview statistically, I am destined to pass the next one!
Right? Probably wrong.
Note: There's the re-post guys, sorry the other three have to remain omitted, as no matter how I try to reword it, it takes away from the genuine-facts behind the whole thing which to me made it so funny!
I'm still down a job, and I am pretty sure, it's why I'm only attracting women I don't want to me. And God-Damnit, the Cardinals lost. Talk about a sucky superbowl :(
OH! Forgot, ch-check it out. I've got a myspace.
What did I choose for my pretty lame myspace URL thing? Freepie. Well... Freepie backwards anyway,
http://www.myspace.com/eipeerf
Because everything is better backwards. And bare with me. I'm still learning how to use it.
(Side note, apparently smiley faces attract rap artists as I've had about 6 of them send me friends requests.)
So I was looking for a job ***Correction, am looking.***
And it seemed that after the 5th interview I'd landed that all every business could say was, "I would love to hire you, but with how things are we just don't have any open positions. We'll call you."
I was frustrated, I had six more interviewers to see, and well... I was rather agitated! So I decided. What would happen if I was the worst possible candidate when I went into their office? Would they tell me no blatantly? Would they say yes hesitantly? Or would I hear the same words, "We'll call you."
I'm not dumb, I know the nicest way to say no, is indirectly. And I've never ever been turned down if I've made it to an interview. So I was wondering. Do people actually say "NO" at an interview?
-Read more to find out!-
(Disclaimer: Edited out the names! And it's off memory, so while it's pretty accurate, language and context may/may not be the type used exactly.)
Anti-view #1: The UPS Store.
Interviewer: "Afternoon, please if you'd just have a seat we can get this moving along. I'm sure you're busy."
Me: "Yeah, I really am busy, do you think we could make this quick?"
Interviewer: "Uhhh- Yeah sure... So I see you have no real experience with shipping and receiving, but you've got a lot of computer skills... Is there a reason you want to work here with us?"
Me: "Well no, oh and I lied about the computer skills. I never took that course in programming. Just an F.Y.I."
Interviewer: "... Oh, well thanks for being honest..." said while laughing a bit nervously, "Is this a joke?"
Me: "No, would I have worn a collared shirt if it were?"
Interviewer: "You just aren't the sort of candidate we're looking for right now... Maybe you should try McDonald's."
Me: "I knew I should have applied at the Post Office next door. Damn UPS."
Anti-view #2: Play It Again Sports.
Me: "Hey, it's nice to meet you, sorry I'm late. I was at an interview at McDonald's. I wanted to see if I could get a McMuffin."
Interviewer: Looks at me as if I've got a bug on my head, "Well I'm sorry I tried calling you, we actually don't have any open positions right now... If you'd like though I can give you a call when we have a spot open though."
Me: "Wow that was the fastest interview I've had. Thanks for spending my time."
Interviewer: "Sorry I really did try to call."
Anti-view #3: Pete's Tea And Coffee.
Interviewer: "Please have a seat, I'll be right with you. Would you like a drink for the time being?"
Me: "I don't know, is your coffee any good?"
Interviewer: "Yes... One second." Walks off.
Interviewer: "Okay sorry about that. So... What do you think would make you a good candidate for us here?"
Me: "Do they always make you start out with a question?"
Interviewer: "Well... No it helps me get to know you."
Me: "Isn't that why I filled out the application, and why you called me?"
Interviewer: "Well no I meant on a more personal level, would you like to start over?"
Me: "Okay, what do you think would make you a good candidate for us here?"
Interviewer: Laughs some before getting serious. "Have you worked anywhere similar to Pete's before?"
Me: "I don't know, you have my application."
Interviewer: Still serious. "Okay, I don't have time for this. Thanks for stopping by."
Me: "Does this mean I got the job?"
Interviewer: "No."
****Edit: I had to remove three, apparently Helium sucks.****
So there you have it. Apparently... They do and WILL say no. The downside? I've got 6 places that will now NEVER hire me. (And probably none of my extended family) The upside? It was fun as all hell.
Once more I've conquered my desire to please everyone. So if you've been hunting for a job, and are on that one that is bottom of the barrel in your list. Play with it. It's a complete morale booster! And hey, I figure if I fail 100% at an interview statistically, I am destined to pass the next one!
Right? Probably wrong.
Note: There's the re-post guys, sorry the other three have to remain omitted, as no matter how I try to reword it, it takes away from the genuine-facts behind the whole thing which to me made it so funny!
I'm still down a job, and I am pretty sure, it's why I'm only attracting women I don't want to me. And God-Damnit, the Cardinals lost. Talk about a sucky superbowl :(
Friday, January 30, 2009
Online 'Friendships'
Okay so the internet is a magical place, clearly there's a lot more potential for "good" friends, while at the same time still more potential for "bad" friends. Now before I go into explaining my rather descriptive theory of friends, let's get a basic list thing together.
1) Good friends: These are friends that are seriously just friends! There's no better way to explain it then a person who just wants to laugh and joke with you, while still offering you advice and a chance to vent!
2) Bad friends: These are friends who want to use you. They're not talking to you because they like you, but because they're stalking you, trying to get in a relationship with you, or simply trying to get stuff from you!
Now does this mean it's that simple? No. Not at all. It does mean however, that we've got some sort of guideline. And I love those. So now you might ask yourself, well isn't that just like a friendship in person?
It's not, the simple fact is the magical world of the web can offer this haze that our normal senses just can't detect! Basically we're stuck with tunnel vision. We can only see what is put in front of us, and not the broad spectrum of signs that a person could give. Sadly we live in a world where lying is a natural defense, and over the web, it seems an even easier place to fall prey to someone else defending themselves.
Does this mean it's excusable? Of course not, but it also means that it's not necessarily someone's sinister plot to ensnare another. I read in an article at the dentists office the other day, "Most lies are told in an attempt to simply be 'nice' to another person." And yeah, it's true.
Think about the last small fib you told. Was it to purposely hurt someone? Of course not. We don't generally lie with malicious intent. We lie to save ourselves or to spare someones feelings.
So truly if you look at the net objectively. You'll easily find that it's a well of bad in terms of friends, but at the same time. If you keep it purely over the web, you're bound to find that it can be a very good place to find good friends! Sure you can't see them, and perhaps you're restricted to playing video games and chatting on the various messengers with them,
But in the end is there really anything more fun then a 4 am FPS play while totally intoxicated?
And yes fair enough, with a friend actually there it's probably just as fun. But at 4 am. Xbox live can be the only friend you need!
1) Good friends: These are friends that are seriously just friends! There's no better way to explain it then a person who just wants to laugh and joke with you, while still offering you advice and a chance to vent!
2) Bad friends: These are friends who want to use you. They're not talking to you because they like you, but because they're stalking you, trying to get in a relationship with you, or simply trying to get stuff from you!
Now does this mean it's that simple? No. Not at all. It does mean however, that we've got some sort of guideline. And I love those. So now you might ask yourself, well isn't that just like a friendship in person?
It's not, the simple fact is the magical world of the web can offer this haze that our normal senses just can't detect! Basically we're stuck with tunnel vision. We can only see what is put in front of us, and not the broad spectrum of signs that a person could give. Sadly we live in a world where lying is a natural defense, and over the web, it seems an even easier place to fall prey to someone else defending themselves.
Does this mean it's excusable? Of course not, but it also means that it's not necessarily someone's sinister plot to ensnare another. I read in an article at the dentists office the other day, "Most lies are told in an attempt to simply be 'nice' to another person." And yeah, it's true.
Think about the last small fib you told. Was it to purposely hurt someone? Of course not. We don't generally lie with malicious intent. We lie to save ourselves or to spare someones feelings.
So truly if you look at the net objectively. You'll easily find that it's a well of bad in terms of friends, but at the same time. If you keep it purely over the web, you're bound to find that it can be a very good place to find good friends! Sure you can't see them, and perhaps you're restricted to playing video games and chatting on the various messengers with them,
But in the end is there really anything more fun then a 4 am FPS play while totally intoxicated?
And yes fair enough, with a friend actually there it's probably just as fun. But at 4 am. Xbox live can be the only friend you need!
Re: The Random Subject Tests.
Okay so I've got a few emails saying, "You took xxxxxx off the site." and such, and I'm sorry. The thing was I recently put some of them up on Helium, and as such I had to remove them from here for such. (I'll get them back up I just need to make them seem different. Curse Helium and needing proof I didn't plagurize... Myself. =/)
So yeah, I've deleted some, but there's still a bountiful selection! I'm also going to be working on the format, so bare with me during the horribly ugly Blogspot format.
Oh and come on I REALLY would rather you comment on the blogs you read then to email me about them. As it helps me know which I shouldn't clean out.
Edit 1/30: So yeah, I'll post up the sleep blog Part 3 again later tonight, I didn't mean to delete that one.
So yeah, I've deleted some, but there's still a bountiful selection! I'm also going to be working on the format, so bare with me during the horribly ugly Blogspot format.
Oh and come on I REALLY would rather you comment on the blogs you read then to email me about them. As it helps me know which I shouldn't clean out.
Edit 1/30: So yeah, I'll post up the sleep blog Part 3 again later tonight, I didn't mean to delete that one.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Anger
I've been contemplating anger and depression for a while. We're all prey to these things occasionally. Whether you get mad at the person who cut you off while you were driving to work, or maybe it's that loved one who's just so stubborn you want to just pull out your hair. It's rather hard to simply go along with things when they hit you in such a tremendous way. Anger isn't like happiness. There's a period that follows it where you're left feeling very broken.
No matter who you are, even the most justified fits of rage meet some sort of poor feeling by a normal person at some point. So that brings me to wonder, why do we get angry if it only causes a slue of other poor feelings that don't bring us any closer to happiness.
That's to say what does anger do for us?
In my opinion anger doesn't do anything. And contrary to what people would love others to think, I don't believe conquering it does anything either.
We lead difficult and tough lives. Our day to day routines are so complex and straining now that it's not a wonder that depression affects so many people, what I feel the true problem with anger is. Is the simple fact that we're overwhelmed. How often when you're angry do you lash out physically or verbally? We've all said and done things we normally wouldn't have under the influence of rage.
So that makes me think, is it that I'm truly so angry? Were those pestering comments really that bad? Or was it that I was so stressed and overwhelmed that I wanted to release it in anyway I could?
It's pretty evident to me at least, that I am not angry when my life is going well. So I think anger isn't a normal human reaction. I think anger is a by product of depression, and overall a result of despair.
So that leads me to one more thing, how exactly then do we beat anger?
It's an easy solution, but it's far harder to achieve.
We need to eliminate our depression. And while that's harder than anything, it's something we all need to do. We need to start looking at things in the positive. We need to try and slow things down. And we need to realize that life isn't this tragic mess, but rather a composition of beauty and love.
But for the shorter term... We need to slow down when we're angry. If you're getting spun up, share that with someone. Excuse yourself. If you can't then try to realize you're getting angry. Work on self-realization, that way you can talk yourself down.
I know it's not easy, but we all need to do it.
No matter who you are, even the most justified fits of rage meet some sort of poor feeling by a normal person at some point. So that brings me to wonder, why do we get angry if it only causes a slue of other poor feelings that don't bring us any closer to happiness.
That's to say what does anger do for us?
In my opinion anger doesn't do anything. And contrary to what people would love others to think, I don't believe conquering it does anything either.
We lead difficult and tough lives. Our day to day routines are so complex and straining now that it's not a wonder that depression affects so many people, what I feel the true problem with anger is. Is the simple fact that we're overwhelmed. How often when you're angry do you lash out physically or verbally? We've all said and done things we normally wouldn't have under the influence of rage.
So that makes me think, is it that I'm truly so angry? Were those pestering comments really that bad? Or was it that I was so stressed and overwhelmed that I wanted to release it in anyway I could?
It's pretty evident to me at least, that I am not angry when my life is going well. So I think anger isn't a normal human reaction. I think anger is a by product of depression, and overall a result of despair.
So that leads me to one more thing, how exactly then do we beat anger?
It's an easy solution, but it's far harder to achieve.
We need to eliminate our depression. And while that's harder than anything, it's something we all need to do. We need to start looking at things in the positive. We need to try and slow things down. And we need to realize that life isn't this tragic mess, but rather a composition of beauty and love.
But for the shorter term... We need to slow down when we're angry. If you're getting spun up, share that with someone. Excuse yourself. If you can't then try to realize you're getting angry. Work on self-realization, that way you can talk yourself down.
I know it's not easy, but we all need to do it.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
My Theories!
Okay so I tried to stay awake while in a drunken stupor until I was sober, in an attempt to see if I could outrun the ill-effects of getting overly drunk.
It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.
This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!
I swear Science is AWESOME
It took me til about 5:30 am before I felt sober again, and I can say with all confidence. It worked. I have no hangover and didn't get sick.
This comes after doing about 4 shots of vodka, a shot of some kind of Indian rum and drinking 6 and 3/4ths beers. Thus I think it is safe to assume if you can stay awake until you're sober! You WONT have a bad day after a night of drinking! Try it, if it works email or comment me!
I swear Science is AWESOME
DRUNK SCIENCE!
So in my intoxicated state, I've come across a very interesting test for science!
There isn't enough drunk research. So allow me to handle it. My query, "Do you not get sick if you simply stay awake until you're sober? Do you not get a hang over in the same sense?"
So how have I decided to test it? I drank to my threshold and had NO water. If I get a hangover, we know it failed. I also am severely intoxicated. So we'll see if I stay awake til I sober up.
As I deleted my test for science pertaining to my experiments with the 4 hour sleep method... Hopefully this'll work lol
I've also got a friend trying it out. So if he manages and I don't at least we'll see where it goes!
Wish me luck! and VOTE for the song!
There isn't enough drunk research. So allow me to handle it. My query, "Do you not get sick if you simply stay awake until you're sober? Do you not get a hang over in the same sense?"
So how have I decided to test it? I drank to my threshold and had NO water. If I get a hangover, we know it failed. I also am severely intoxicated. So we'll see if I stay awake til I sober up.
As I deleted my test for science pertaining to my experiments with the 4 hour sleep method... Hopefully this'll work lol
I've also got a friend trying it out. So if he manages and I don't at least we'll see where it goes!
Wish me luck! and VOTE for the song!
Monday, January 12, 2009
US Legal Drinking Age
So I've been intrigued by something rather recently. Actually I've been wondering about it for years now. It's the United States legal drinking age. While most countries say children become adults at 18, and have the right to do pretty much anything while still being held accountable for their actions...
In the US it seems that at 18 you become an adult... But you are NOT allowed to gamble, or to drink. Basically you're able to be thrown in jail, held accountable for anything and everything you do, be drafted, be sent to war, join the army, and are required to pay taxes (For those of us working.)
So we're adults, but... We're not. No. In fact, we're anything but. What our government is saying, is you owe us 3 years of service. Before you are given all the freedoms and rights which our constitution dares to promise us.
While I already have a lack of faith in government in general, this bit strikes me rather hard. And I have looked at all the arguments for the 21 age guideline for drinking and gambling versus the 18 year old age limit.
It's funny though, a majority of the arguments for the age limit staying the same are related to accidents.
They group underage drinking in with car accidents, but we still give 16 year old's licenses. We still allow them to get into a car, before they're even legally ready to handle responsibility. Before the government will step in to pick them up for a draft. Yet at 18 we require that all adult males sign up for the draft. We expect them to obediently run into a war that they wouldn't have chosen, and to die in said war... Yet we wont even treat them as adults?
I'm sorry but I don't see how it's fair to tell an 18 year old man,
"Congratulations. You're an adult."
You now,
-Go to jail for committing a crime.
-Pay taxes.
-Are required by law to sign up for the draft.
-Can join the army.
-Can smoke cigarettes.
-Buy a house.
-Buy a car.
So now, if I get caught drinking. This isn't just some small thing. There's no taking me home and telling my parents. Now I can get fined and can be put in jail. Yet, the funny thing is... I still can't gamble. I can't use the money that I've paid taxes for, and worked for, in a manner that is fitting of my wishes.
How is that right? How is it fair? All I hear across the board, is irresponsibility this, and driving that. But the sad fact is, by making Alcohol this pleasure that is banned until one turns 21. You turn these potentially law abiding 18 year olds into criminals. You make it taboo, and you create a stronger want for them to indulge in it.
If you want to keep the age of legal drinking at 21, why not raise the legal age for driving to that age? Why not bring the age of consent to 21?
Drinking isn't the bane on society that people love to think it is. A single beer wont turn someone into a vicious monster. Much like a single cigarette wont cause your lungs to burn. How can we be limited in one area but not in another?
There is no statistical figure stating that raising the legal drinking age has prevented drunk driving. There isn't a single person who can say with full honest that all 21 year olds are responsible. So what is that three year wait for? No one waits til they're 21. Some don't even wait til they're 18, and so in keeping that age guideline all that is done is you turn law abiding citizens into criminals.
You'd put a gun in a child's hands, but you would not allow them a beer. Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.
Funny how the people who support the drinking age are generally not drinkers, and can't seriously contest that. We'd love to believe we're an advanced country, yet what's the legal age to drink in most of Europe? 18. And they still manage to have less occurrences of drunk driving.
In my opinion. They need to raise the legal age to drive to 18. Then they'd actually see a result in terms of less accidents. Teach kids earlier how to drink responsibly. And how to act responsibly...
Don't call someone an adult, if you're not willing to let them do the things adults in the country are allowed to do.
In the US it seems that at 18 you become an adult... But you are NOT allowed to gamble, or to drink. Basically you're able to be thrown in jail, held accountable for anything and everything you do, be drafted, be sent to war, join the army, and are required to pay taxes (For those of us working.)
So we're adults, but... We're not. No. In fact, we're anything but. What our government is saying, is you owe us 3 years of service. Before you are given all the freedoms and rights which our constitution dares to promise us.
While I already have a lack of faith in government in general, this bit strikes me rather hard. And I have looked at all the arguments for the 21 age guideline for drinking and gambling versus the 18 year old age limit.
It's funny though, a majority of the arguments for the age limit staying the same are related to accidents.
They group underage drinking in with car accidents, but we still give 16 year old's licenses. We still allow them to get into a car, before they're even legally ready to handle responsibility. Before the government will step in to pick them up for a draft. Yet at 18 we require that all adult males sign up for the draft. We expect them to obediently run into a war that they wouldn't have chosen, and to die in said war... Yet we wont even treat them as adults?
I'm sorry but I don't see how it's fair to tell an 18 year old man,
"Congratulations. You're an adult."
You now,
-Go to jail for committing a crime.
-Pay taxes.
-Are required by law to sign up for the draft.
-Can join the army.
-Can smoke cigarettes.
-Buy a house.
-Buy a car.
So now, if I get caught drinking. This isn't just some small thing. There's no taking me home and telling my parents. Now I can get fined and can be put in jail. Yet, the funny thing is... I still can't gamble. I can't use the money that I've paid taxes for, and worked for, in a manner that is fitting of my wishes.
How is that right? How is it fair? All I hear across the board, is irresponsibility this, and driving that. But the sad fact is, by making Alcohol this pleasure that is banned until one turns 21. You turn these potentially law abiding 18 year olds into criminals. You make it taboo, and you create a stronger want for them to indulge in it.
If you want to keep the age of legal drinking at 21, why not raise the legal age for driving to that age? Why not bring the age of consent to 21?
Drinking isn't the bane on society that people love to think it is. A single beer wont turn someone into a vicious monster. Much like a single cigarette wont cause your lungs to burn. How can we be limited in one area but not in another?
There is no statistical figure stating that raising the legal drinking age has prevented drunk driving. There isn't a single person who can say with full honest that all 21 year olds are responsible. So what is that three year wait for? No one waits til they're 21. Some don't even wait til they're 18, and so in keeping that age guideline all that is done is you turn law abiding citizens into criminals.
You'd put a gun in a child's hands, but you would not allow them a beer. Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.
Funny how the people who support the drinking age are generally not drinkers, and can't seriously contest that. We'd love to believe we're an advanced country, yet what's the legal age to drink in most of Europe? 18. And they still manage to have less occurrences of drunk driving.
In my opinion. They need to raise the legal age to drive to 18. Then they'd actually see a result in terms of less accidents. Teach kids earlier how to drink responsibly. And how to act responsibly...
Don't call someone an adult, if you're not willing to let them do the things adults in the country are allowed to do.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Music And How It Affects People
So I've been wondering just how much music influences peoples actions. I read many an article. Some people claiming that it is the defining factor in horrible actions. Others saying it encourages others to do great things. And I was left to wonder, does music exactly do? I couldn't commit that it actually forced people into doing things, good or bad. And off of personal experience (I LOVE my music.) it doesn't seem to hurt my attitude.
So I talked it over with a friend, asked him for his opinions as to my knowledge he's more a fan of the darker types of music. I was questioning him because of how his personality is. This guy is awesome, and he has such a happy go lucky personality! So I figured, how could someone who seems to act happy, listen to dark music without ill effect?
So I read more articles. And I've come to my own little consensus.
I think Music is not a factor. I think it's more so the person. If you're sad, and you choose to listen to sad music. The music isn't what's making you sad. If you're happy and you listen to sad music. You'll still be happy.
Our brains choose what to focus on. I think if anything music can ONLY make you happy. As you can forget whatever bothers you by simply listening to happy things.
So I don't blame music, I will still listen to my sad music when I want too. I will just think better and if I am sad I know to not listen to something equally as sad!
Enjoy your music!
So I talked it over with a friend, asked him for his opinions as to my knowledge he's more a fan of the darker types of music. I was questioning him because of how his personality is. This guy is awesome, and he has such a happy go lucky personality! So I figured, how could someone who seems to act happy, listen to dark music without ill effect?
So I read more articles. And I've come to my own little consensus.
I think Music is not a factor. I think it's more so the person. If you're sad, and you choose to listen to sad music. The music isn't what's making you sad. If you're happy and you listen to sad music. You'll still be happy.
Our brains choose what to focus on. I think if anything music can ONLY make you happy. As you can forget whatever bothers you by simply listening to happy things.
So I don't blame music, I will still listen to my sad music when I want too. I will just think better and if I am sad I know to not listen to something equally as sad!
Enjoy your music!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
More Music, Less Sleep
So I've been totally fragged lately. My mind is so fucking caught up with these thoughts that I can't even sleep for more than 3 hours at a time! Haha! I'm trying to figure out the *proper* way to write. But thus far? I've failed horribly. I find more and more that who I am doesn't like who I can be. Do I like networking? I was asked that, and for starts. Nahhhhh. Why? Because I've always felt the best paths to things are forged alone. And networking is what ruined my last blog!
What am I listening to? The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
Why? Because I like the lyrics.
What am I thinking? How exactly do you approach a situation where what you want is rather complicated?
What time did I wake up? 4:38 am
Why? Because I was thinking or maybe I was excited about today.
Some random info about me... Well music is currently my life, aside from writing it's my only true outlet. So I've gotta maybe find a way to start a band. Oh yes, rockstars are pretty epic. Still I don't want to end up on Heroine and shooting myself. That's the downside to a rockstar. So I'll be a rockstar in most other ways!
Oh and I have a very good plan for world domination.
I'll share that with you later. It's suddenly 7 am. And I really think I'm calmed down!
Oh and have you ever discovered something in a place it shouldn't be randomly?
I swear, I can't figure out why my awesome hat was hiding my cat... But I guess he likes it too... Or something!
Anyways, later.
Here's another song for those readers who've emailed me. Plus... All of you (The only three who read this haha!) Send me the name/band of the song you can't find, and yeah I'll look.
Song - Radiohead - High And Dry
What am I listening to? The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
Why? Because I like the lyrics.
What am I thinking? How exactly do you approach a situation where what you want is rather complicated?
What time did I wake up? 4:38 am
Why? Because I was thinking or maybe I was excited about today.
Some random info about me... Well music is currently my life, aside from writing it's my only true outlet. So I've gotta maybe find a way to start a band. Oh yes, rockstars are pretty epic. Still I don't want to end up on Heroine and shooting myself. That's the downside to a rockstar. So I'll be a rockstar in most other ways!
Oh and I have a very good plan for world domination.
I'll share that with you later. It's suddenly 7 am. And I really think I'm calmed down!
Oh and have you ever discovered something in a place it shouldn't be randomly?
I swear, I can't figure out why my awesome hat was hiding my cat... But I guess he likes it too... Or something!
Anyways, later.
Here's another song for those readers who've emailed me. Plus... All of you (The only three who read this haha!) Send me the name/band of the song you can't find, and yeah I'll look.
Song - Radiohead - High And Dry
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Covers
Alright so today's article is pretty straight forward. Music.
What do I mean when I say the word music? I mean real music. Rock Music. What's the specifics of it? Well we're going to discuss covers. When they're good. (Because who really cares about the crappy covers?) Now I will admit, before I thought covers were generally done for really old songs. The songs that need a redo, because at their time they were Epic, but now... They're just missing that punch that broadcasts itself across the radio.
So what cover will I choose as the discussion?
My Hero.
This was the song that inspired me to love music! I mean seriously. I totally sang along to this song when I was younger. And now, even though I'm older. It's still an awesome song. The Foo Fighters originally did it. And when they did it (Which wasn't a long time ago mind you.) They nailed the artistic needle on the head.
Whether you were relating to it because someone had left you, because there was someone awesome in your life... Or just because you LOVED the music. It was epic. I wouldn't want to meet someone who didn't love this song. After all, "There goes my hero. He's ordinary."
So what do you think of covers?
Are they pointless?
Do they trash other peoples work?
Personally when I hear amazing covers like this... I am stunned. So stunned in fact, for the simple reason. I love this song. And someone covered it. YET they did just as good of a job! Perhaps not as good, but still good enough to where between the two... It's hard to choose which one to listen too.
P.S. Give them a listen! And then comment!
Foo Fighters - My Hero
Paramore - My Hero
What do I mean when I say the word music? I mean real music. Rock Music. What's the specifics of it? Well we're going to discuss covers. When they're good. (Because who really cares about the crappy covers?) Now I will admit, before I thought covers were generally done for really old songs. The songs that need a redo, because at their time they were Epic, but now... They're just missing that punch that broadcasts itself across the radio.
So what cover will I choose as the discussion?
My Hero.
This was the song that inspired me to love music! I mean seriously. I totally sang along to this song when I was younger. And now, even though I'm older. It's still an awesome song. The Foo Fighters originally did it. And when they did it (Which wasn't a long time ago mind you.) They nailed the artistic needle on the head.
Whether you were relating to it because someone had left you, because there was someone awesome in your life... Or just because you LOVED the music. It was epic. I wouldn't want to meet someone who didn't love this song. After all, "There goes my hero. He's ordinary."
So what do you think of covers?
Are they pointless?
Do they trash other peoples work?
Personally when I hear amazing covers like this... I am stunned. So stunned in fact, for the simple reason. I love this song. And someone covered it. YET they did just as good of a job! Perhaps not as good, but still good enough to where between the two... It's hard to choose which one to listen too.
P.S. Give them a listen! And then comment!
Foo Fighters - My Hero
Paramore - My Hero
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